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The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may seem, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while.While His penis is on loan you must admit that it is sort of just hanging out there very lonely as if it needed a home, sort of like a man wondering the streets looking for a house to live in. Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home.
Therefore, if you are single you must remember that your penis is homeless and needs a home. But, though you may believe your hand is shaped like a home, it is not. And, though women other than your wife may look like a home, to rest there would be breaking into another man’s home. And, if you look at a man it is quite obvious that what a homeless man does not need is another man without a home.
Why wouldn't it be real? What's wrong with what he says?
I am willing to bet a large amount of money that, if everyone would have been like "Oh god, how horrible, people invading other people's privacy", xant would have accused you all of e-knighting and that they had it coming for being stuck up rich bitches in the first place.
While I cannot confirm this, for I was not in teamspeak, nor do I play this game, because it is shit. So being in the position I am (click to show/hide)Jason is a colossal mountain of a chunkledorf, who's sausage links that he calls fingers are covered in so much cheeto dust that it is forming to him like a new layer of skin.
Isn't an intestine shaped more like a home to a penis? I mean vag gets wider and has two corridors unreachable to the penis while the intestine just goes on for like feets and perfectly fits and warms your fallus, isn't it?
