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Offline traxits

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #165 on: September 03, 2014, 06:57:14 pm »
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lol I actually exercise quite regularly, and I can guarantee I wash more than your greasy neckbeard ass. I don't know how you'd even have time to squeeze in a shower between refreshing the forums every 30 seconds for 6 hours a day, and jacking off 13 times a day to thoughts of you and your 6 merry men fucking aldo and his clan.

But I can assure you that i ain't even mad bro, it's always entertaining to have a flame war with the loneliest neckbeard with the biggest e-peen in a community.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #166 on: September 03, 2014, 07:08:27 pm »
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Definition of rage - look up

Also, I think you are having trouble again with words and anatomy (I know, I know passive-aggressive is a big word too) greasy, neckbeard ass - let me help you, a neckbeard is located on the neck below the face, an ass is located below the midsection of the body on the rear of the body.  Ragelord is defined as you (actually look at what you type every time you play on NA1). U sounding pretty mad bro.  better take off your retainer and get ready to punch a wall since you seem to have a lot of rage about punching and hating on whole classes of people you have never met.  Cleanies are people too for god's sake, you shouldn't hate us because we actually use soap. Maybe go kick some puppies (because fuck them for being cute, am i right), you seem the type.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #167 on: September 03, 2014, 07:09:56 pm »
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As far as I'm concerned everyone that's posted in this thread more than 3 times is a complete and total bundle of sticks. I feel more gay just for posting in this cancer pit twice.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #168 on: September 03, 2014, 08:27:11 pm »
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Kesh really ISNT a vegan?

this is getting interesting
I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #169 on: September 03, 2014, 09:21:23 pm »
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My thread is brown with green eyes and wags its tail when you rub its belly. I am pretty sure that asswipe kesh let it out with the help of some dude who hates vegans. No I do not know his name and neither would you.. I am not sure that helps finding my lost thread!
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #170 on: September 03, 2014, 09:22:47 pm »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #171 on: September 03, 2014, 10:20:48 pm »
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James laughed at the piles of shitposting his squire had delivered and then turned back to his weekly medieval Wheel of Fortune with Lady Vanna White. The puzzle was quite relevant this week it would turn out. The category was common sayings across Calradia

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #172 on: September 03, 2014, 10:32:41 pm »
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What some fucks need to realize is that if you reply to Kesh more than one time in a row, you've lost and he has won. In fact, you've also made nerds that can't restrain themselves from reading every post in diplomacy (read: me) because they're forced to read both of your shitty posts. Notice I did not call them shitposts, because I'd really enjoy reading a bunch of those. They're just god-awful generic RL insults one after another. "lol ur a fat ugly virgin nojob nerd do u even lift xD"

Goddamnit folks.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #173 on: September 04, 2014, 05:20:54 pm »
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Kesh is love

Kesh is love
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #174 on: September 04, 2014, 06:38:36 pm »
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inb4 Sandy takes that as a compliment
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #175 on: September 04, 2014, 09:23:58 pm »
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This thread was dead. laid to rest by Hesky. What have you done! You fools
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #176 on: September 04, 2014, 10:53:22 pm »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #177 on: September 05, 2014, 12:49:25 am »
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Have I into autism yet by reading this thread?

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #178 on: September 05, 2014, 06:48:00 pm »
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mercing for someone vs a whole separate faction using gear and troops is a bit different, just a little fyi. honestly no one cares if you guys are bad at strat, it was pretty gay overall this round.
Hey, remember when you were in that shit strat faction named "Remnant", and then you stole a bunch of our s&d. We attacked two of you, then you came into our TS trying to get us not to send your two guys to EU, but you didn't really have a convincing reason for us not to send them. So we sent them both to EU. A week later your faction joined yet another shit faction (G-force), whose diplomacy was also terrible, causing their demise very shortly after(they couldn't fill half a roster in their battles, lol). We are currently taking on attacks from a faction larger than us in fiemy old friende, members, active members, and troop count. On top of that,we are being attacked by kesh(who has looted 2 EU factions entire strat earnings), the sloths, frisia, and the remaining army that murder has on him. We are still on the map with 16 fiefs. You have one fief, and your twat is the sole reason that you still own said fief(by the way only like 300 growth there, brilliantly spec'd). but yeah, we are bad at strat, not you

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #179 on: September 05, 2014, 06:49:39 pm »
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very rude and bad manners, aldo, rein it in