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Offline Dionysus

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #90 on: September 02, 2014, 12:14:11 pm »
+9
(also he downvoted every single one of my forum posts rofl)

tl;dr what a tool lol

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That's 23 posts I found in just a few minutes. I could go on, but this is getting boring pretty quickly. At least Kesh just downvotes people he's actually shitposting. You, on the other hand, actively track down THREE people's posts in topics irrelevant to you just to downvote them. If Kesh is a tool, then by God you're Tim the fucking Toolman Taylor. The rest of the Frisian clan has moved on, but you just will not drop it.

By the way, McDeath, be happy you can shit talk on the forums. It's the one place you can say something without someone muting your cum-laden throat immediately. Seriously, go gargle some salt water or something other than your buddies' semen. Or is that the only reason they keep you around still?

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #91 on: September 02, 2014, 02:40:54 pm »
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The amount of alpha nerds butting heads over something so inconsequential is fucking hilarious. Please keep taking this shit browser based game so seriously, it's a slow work day after labour day.

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #92 on: September 02, 2014, 03:05:39 pm »
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The amount of alpha nerds butting heads over something so inconsequential is fucking hilarious. Please keep taking this shit browser based game so seriously, it's a slow work day after labour day.

It's principle.  Wesley and his crew whine more than my 1 year old about everything... one of those things being battle times, and how they aren't 'good for them.'

The real reason McDeath and Balikar are pissed about a Tuesday night battle and wanted to wait until Wednesday has came to light...

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Don't confuse my posting as caring.  Again, it's principle.  Unlike you guys, I have a life, and I hadn't logged into the game at all in over a week (aside from an hour or so last night)

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #93 on: September 02, 2014, 03:39:16 pm »
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings cmp, I would feel pretty bad too if I was a useless no life virgin who spent his adulthood making video games LOL
its ok though, now i have more time to - all the posters i dont like
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #94 on: September 02, 2014, 04:26:52 pm »
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If you say Balikar fast it sounds like "ball licker."
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #95 on: September 02, 2014, 04:39:27 pm »
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If you say Balikar fast it sounds like "ball licker."

Only cause you're saying it wrong.  ;-)

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #96 on: September 02, 2014, 05:17:15 pm »
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nigga do you know how effortless it is to just click a person's profile and hit "show posts" and just downvote each post?

for example I just clicked on your profile and downvoted all your posts on the first page in less than a minute while i was eating my mornin cereal

and quite frankly, i am offended that you would compare me to the greasy nerd that is kesh

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dude. you're seriously becoming kesh/kaokolai. read what you just posted.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #97 on: September 02, 2014, 05:22:32 pm »
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I think one of the funnier parts is how much Aldo has emphasized how little they care about strat - yet they have been the most active traders all strat building up to plate armies and as soon as they started losing to a tiny faction he runs begging for help from another giant faction to bail him out of his own ineptitude.  We are laughing pretty hard right now.  :) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not sure if anyone in LCOH has been in contact with you or your faction, but Vue sent a PM to some of our members on Aug 30th saying he was making the decision on his own to attack you.  The reasoning he gave was that someone in MB had barely survived a battle, had a lot of valuable gear, and he didn't want you to get your hands on it since you had already taken a couple villages near his. 

I don't really know much about what we're doing in strat, but figured I'd at least set the record straight.  It doesn't appear there was any conspiracy to have MB and LCOH team up against you guys.  I sent a PM asking if I should attack Matey or Bale (not sure which one it was) in the area, and was told to leave you guys alone. 

I'm assuming we've had some sort of talks with you or your faction, but if not, there you go. 

Personally, I don't care what happened or happens since I can't ever make any strat battles.  But I want to thank you for bringing battles back to strat.  You know, the whole reason for moving our gay little pixels around.

The way people are playing this round of strat is the same as playing Civ 5 and going for a diplomatic victory.  You're doing it wrong. 

*EDIT*  Actually the way people are playing is actually probably closer to people playing Civ 5 and not even going for a victory, just playing to enjoy building up an empire. 
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #98 on: September 02, 2014, 05:25:24 pm »
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Unlike you guys, I have a life, and I hadn't logged into the game at all in over a week (aside from an hour or so last night)

Actually that is a blatant lie, saw you change paths several times as you headed down to desert, where you recently reside near dhibbain after you maneuvered around the hills.  Just find it amusing that you felt the need to lie over something that nobody cares about.

Dionysus - Chosen1 has like 12 people at least he follows.  His life is dedicated to -1ing anyone who ever slighted him in a video game - by -1ing, oh god the pain!! lol.  His morning breakfast takes about 2 hours as he sits in his mom's basement with drool dripping down his double-chins salivating over his morning -1ing.  So yeah he can do it over his morning stuffing of his fat little kid ass. 

I probably shouldn't say these things but its just so easy to make fun of someone like Chosen1 that has no friends in real life and must resort to patrolling the forums of some dead mod to -1 as he patrols his school in his role as hall monitor as the girls laugh behind his back at such fat pile of shit that will never amount to anything but drinking alone in his parent's basement for the rest of his life to try to hide the fact from himself that he is a completely irrelevant and useless piece of garbage that no one cares about except his parents.

At this point every -1 chosen1 puts on your posts should be a compliment as this disgusting acne -ridden, obese 14 year old doesn't approve of you and is jealous of your superior intelligence as his porcine brain only thinks very slowly to the point where he spends half his life patrolling a dying mods forum.

Does that cover it all do you think Di?  I feel like its too easy to make fun of Chosen1?  Should I feel bad about making fun of such a useless piece of offal that everyone in his real life already makes fun of as he cuts himself at home for every -1 he can makes and dresses up in women's clothing to make himself feel like at least 1 girl likes him as he stares at himself in his mirror.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #99 on: September 02, 2014, 05:42:02 pm »
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Actually that is a blatant lie, saw you change paths several times as you headed down to desert, where you recently reside near dhibbain after you maneuvered around the hills.  Just find it amusing that you felt the need to lie over something that nobody cares about.

I was referring to logging into the actual GAME of Crpg.  I haven't even been in a teamspeak very much.  I don't consider moving a pixel to be logging into a game.  No more than posting on this forum is. 

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #100 on: September 02, 2014, 05:45:12 pm »
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Why the fuck would I ask the asstrails to help me. I thought the only person in that faction that played start was that greasy weak chinned fuck Anders. I can handle your 1400 army this time around and I can handle the remaining 1000 man army you have sitting in chaeza.

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #101 on: September 02, 2014, 05:51:36 pm »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #102 on: September 02, 2014, 06:27:20 pm »
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Actually that is a blatant lie, saw you change paths several times as you headed down to desert, where you recently reside near dhibbain after you maneuvered around the hills.  Just find it amusing that you felt the need to lie over something that nobody cares about.

Dionysus - Chosen1 has like 12 people at least he follows.  His life is dedicated to -1ing anyone who ever slighted him in a video game - by -1ing, oh god the pain!! lol.  His morning breakfast takes about 2 hours as he sits in his mom's basement with drool dripping down his double-chins salivating over his morning -1ing.  So yeah he can do it over his morning stuffing of his fat little kid ass. 

I probably shouldn't say these things but its just so easy to make fun of someone like Chosen1 that has no friends in real life and must resort to patrolling the forums of some dead mod to -1 as he patrols his school in his role as hall monitor as the girls laugh behind his back at such fat pile of shit that will never amount to anything but drinking alone in his parent's basement for the rest of his life to try to hide the fact from himself that he is a completely irrelevant and useless piece of garbage that no one cares about except his parents.

At this point every -1 chosen1 puts on your posts should be a compliment as this disgusting acne -ridden, obese 14 year old doesn't approve of you and is jealous of your superior intelligence as his porcine brain only thinks very slowly to the point where he spends half his life patrolling a dying mods forum.

Does that cover it all do you think Di?  I feel like its too easy to make fun of Chosen1?  Should I feel bad about making fun of such a useless piece of offal that everyone in his real life already makes fun of as he cuts himself at home for every -1 he can makes and dresses up in women's clothing to make himself feel like at least 1 girl likes him as he stares at himself in his mirror.

pretty tasteless stuff kesh

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #103 on: September 02, 2014, 06:35:05 pm »
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This is basically the battle tonight. Kesh will be represented by Ozymandias, myself being Rorschach, the Squids being Dr. Manhattan and Aldo as Nite Owl 2
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #104 on: September 02, 2014, 06:39:00 pm »
+2
This is starting to look a lot like MB actually caring about strat, which is the exact opposite of what MB said.

Strat is dead, and with a month to go who cares. Maybe next strat MIGHT(prob not) be better, but don't start caring now when you can care next time when there is time to care.


Or maybe this is just McDeath caring too much, not MB. Idk  :?
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