SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME

[IR_Kuoin]

Masterpiece ...

[Simon_Belmont]

Well... There is that one drunken video of Canary, granted it's somehow just not quite in the same league as this.

Is it filmed at his retirement home?

[Knute]

Finding out that this video is 6 months old and he doesn't have a Christmas tree still up in August kind of ruins it for me.

[Clockworkkiller]

smoothrich has a really gay voice and a bald head


but mostly a gay voice

[Joseph Porta]

I think his gestures whilst rapping are far more hilarious

[tisjester]

Haven't had any negative encounters with canary myself, but how could you back down from a challenge like that?
Might as well throw your nards to the dogs.

[Falka]

I think his gestures whilst rapeing are far more hilarious

And... how do you know that? 

[tizzango]

Thanks for posting this.

I only watched up until he said 'I am Smoothrich' or whateverI don't understand why he posted a youtube video. But at least now we have some insight as to why he behaves like he does on the internet.

I don't mean to be offensive or anything, but he's certainly got some personal things he needs to deal with.

[Joseph Porta]

And... how do you know that? 

Oh u Falka! Oh u!

[Xant]

Seriously though, Smoothrich looks exactly how I imagined him: a fat, balding American redneck guy with pig eyes and the vacant stare of a hostile dimwit. In fact, I'd say the real thing is even closer to the "dumb redneck" stereotype than the stereotype: you've outdone yourself this time, Smooth.

[cup457]

Seriously though, Smoothrich looks exactly how I imagined him: a fat, balding American redneck guy with pig eyes and the vacant stare of a hostile dimwit. In fact, I'd say the real thing is even closer to the "dumb redneck" stereotype than the stereotype: you've outdone yourself this time, Smooth.

hes not even a redneck. stupid euros cant even tell the difference. ITT: mad euros who hate that they dont have an NA HERO to represent them in FREEDOM against the badmins

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

a fat, balding American redneck guy with pig eyes and the vacant stare of a hostile dimwit

lol I didn't watch the clip just thought was very eloquent

[Xant]

hes not even a redneck. stupid euros cant even tell the difference. ITT: mad euros who hate that they dont have an NA HERO to represent them in FREEDOM against the badmins

By 1975, say Chapman and Kipfer, the term had expanded in meaning beyond the poor Southerner to refer to "a bigoted and conventional person, a loutish ultra-conservative."

GG no re

[Vibe]

don't drink and tape

[Oberyn]

Smoothrich is pretty much the polar opposite of a redneck, just on the other end of the horseshoe. He's gone all over the forums hilariously whining about "eurocentrism" and "racist white supremacists", despite looking like a pale balding pig. He would get his ass beat and ridiculed for looking like such a pudgy worthless piece of shit by any self-respecting ghetto minority. I doubt he's ever experienced any culture outside of "New Jusay". Probably got some worthless humanities degree and is bitter because of the tens of thousands of dollars of debt he incurred while studying "How Europeans Are Responsible For All The Evils of The World 101 marxist edition". Too bad self-loathing and self-flagellating don't pay the bills, although the self-loathing part? Totally understandable. I would struggle to find any self-respect and pride if I was in his situation too.