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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #75 on: August 11, 2014, 06:41:54 pm »
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #76 on: August 26, 2014, 11:18:32 pm »
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Good jokes in here:
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What's the best part of getting a blowjob from an ethiopian? You know she's going to swallow.

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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #77 on: August 26, 2014, 11:25:33 pm »
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Ahaha, that guy in comments section
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #78 on: August 30, 2014, 03:39:50 pm »
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #79 on: August 30, 2014, 04:46:00 pm »
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Quote from: Miwiw on August 26, 2014, 11:18:32 pm
Good jokes in here:
http://9gag.com/gag/aYpWWnN
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What do you call an Ethiopian family portrait? A barcode

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What do you call two Ethiopians in a sleeping bag? Twix.

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I know 3 of those:

How does an Ethiopian fall from a tree? Like a leave.
How do you get 23 Ethiopians into a Beetle? Throw a bread inside.
How do you x-ray an Ethiopian? You hold him against the sun.

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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #80 on: August 30, 2014, 05:09:07 pm »
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Quote from: Molly on August 30, 2014, 04:46:00 pm
I gonna rot in hell now, right?

No, as long as it is funny, its fine. And it is.
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #81 on: August 30, 2014, 05:13:09 pm »
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #82 on: August 30, 2014, 05:45:41 pm »
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Its their monthly reminder they're not a man
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #83 on: August 30, 2014, 06:08:06 pm »
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #84 on: August 30, 2014, 06:48:35 pm »
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #85 on: August 30, 2014, 08:02:25 pm »
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i dont know why, but i find this highly amusing, and want it.  I just have no idea what in the fuck it is.
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #86 on: August 30, 2014, 08:03:44 pm »
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looks like a jewish piggy bank :D
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #87 on: August 31, 2014, 01:08:59 am »
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Quote from: AntiBlitz on August 30, 2014, 08:02:25 pm
i dont know why, but i find this highly amusing, and want it.  I just have no idea what in the fuck it is.

mechanical piggy bank, had one with a skeleton back then, but this would be way more entertaining

also, why haven´t I found this thread earlier, I never laughted so heartly about the fact that I´m going to hell
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #88 on: August 31, 2014, 10:07:07 am »
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
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