This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.
The driver got out and he was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this.
Don't you think the people that can actually spell chlamydia correctly have something to hide?
Has anyone else noticed that "Maddie" is an anagram of "I'm dead"?
Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt".
It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.
Has anyone else noticed that "ginger" is an anagram of "friend"?
Am I the only one who feels sorry for the letters?
