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Ok, here is a joke:Once there was a man who was born in Latvia and lived there all his life. (click to show/hide)that's all (click to show/hide)heh
Why do black people cry during sex? (click to show/hide)...all the pepper-spray...A girl is flirting at a bar and says "Tell me it's true what they say about black guys" (click to show/hide)He then proceeds to stab her 37 times and steal her purse. What is long and hard on a black man? (click to show/hide)The fourth gradeWhat do you call five black guys on a stage? (click to show/hide)An auctionwhats the most confusing day in harlem? (click to show/hide)Fathers day.Whats the difference between blacks and snow tires? (click to show/hide)Snow tires don't sing when you throw chains on them.What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? (click to show/hide)One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.The other day, I was walking downtown and I saw a friend walk past with a giant TV. And I thought, "funny, that one looks just like mine..."So I called the wife and thankfully... (click to show/hide)mine was still out in the field picking cotton.How does a black girl know she's pregnant? (click to show/hide)When she pulls out her tampon, all the cotton has been pickedWhy can't Stevie Wonder read? (click to show/hide)Because he is black.Whats a word the begins with N, ends in R and you never want to a call a black person? (click to show/hide)NeighborWhat do blacks and bicycles have in common? (click to show/hide)They both stop working once you take the chains off.A white boy, jimmy, and a black boy, jamal, are in the same kindergarten class. One day the teacher asks them to recite the alphabet. Jimmy goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes next, gets to h, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why jimmy could recite the abc's and he couldn't. His mom responds with "that's because jimmy is white and you are black." The next day, the teacher asks them to count to 10. Jimmy again goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes second, gets to 4, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why jimmy could count to 10 and he couldn't. His moms response was the same, " because he is white and you are black." The next day, while in the bathroom, Jamal catches a glimpse of Jimmy's penis. That night he asks his mother, "today I was in the bathroom and saw Jimmy's penis and mine was much bigger than his. Is that because I'm black and he's white?" Jamal's mother responds with, "no Jamal, that's because you are 18 and he is 5."
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