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Realy dark humour thread
« on: July 12, 2014, 07:21:56 pm »
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people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2014, 07:37:58 pm »
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2014, 07:54:54 pm »
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Ok, here is a joke:
Once there was a man who was born in Latvia and lived there all his life.
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2014, 08:10:29 pm »
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Ok, here is a joke:
Once there was a man who was born in Latvia and lived there all his life.
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I literally lol'd

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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2014, 09:01:34 pm »
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people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2014, 09:24:44 pm »
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Ok, here is a joke:
Once there was a man who was born in Latvia and lived there all his life.
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That is not a joke, that is a tragic tale...
Tseng: Used to the bitter taste of refusal, this only serves to reinforce his greatest life lession yet.
Cloud: And that is?
Tseng: Bitches, man.

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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2014, 09:42:59 pm »
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Why do black people cry during sex?
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A girl is flirting at a bar and says "Tell me it's true what they say about black guys"
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What is long and hard on a black man?
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What do you call five black guys on a stage?
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whats the most confusing day in harlem?
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Whats the difference between blacks and snow tires?
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What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
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The other day, I was walking downtown and I saw a friend walk past with a giant TV. And I thought, "funny, that one looks just like mine..."
So I called the wife and thankfully...
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How does a black girl know she's pregnant?
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Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
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Whats a word the begins with N, ends in R and you never want to a call a black person?
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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?
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A white boy, jimmy, and a black boy, jamal, are in the same kindergarten class. One day the teacher asks them to recite the alphabet. Jimmy goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes next, gets to h, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why jimmy could recite the abc's and he couldn't. His mom responds with "that's because jimmy is white and you are black." The next day, the teacher asks them to count to 10. Jimmy again goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes second, gets to 4, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why jimmy could count to 10 and he couldn't. His moms response was the same, " because he is white and you are black." The next day, while in the bathroom, Jamal catches a glimpse of Jimmy's penis. That night he asks his mother, "today I was in the bathroom and saw Jimmy's penis and mine was much bigger than his. Is that because I'm black and he's white?" Jamal's mother responds with, "no Jamal, that's because you are 18 and he is 5."
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2014, 10:42:36 pm »
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Nice
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2014, 10:49:08 pm »
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I love jokes on behalf of minorities.

Not even kidding.. Just always cracks me up  :lol:

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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2014, 01:21:54 am »
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Jokes so dark they should be picking cotton

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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2014, 11:00:15 am »
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2014, 12:34:59 pm »
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
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Re: Realy dark humour thread
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