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MY DREAM, MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY AFFECTION, MY DESIRE, MY G SPOT, MY LOVER
« on: July 02, 2014, 01:41:53 am »
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nananananananananabbabababagabayusgdheek,ez,ldkdnfhdkdkudke,w.eeir

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I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
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Re: MY DREAM, MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY AFFECTION, MY DESIRE, MY G SPOT, MY LOVER
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2014, 05:35:44 am »
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Quote from: Joseph Porta on July 02, 2014, 01:41:53 am

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Fucking love 40k

what is this for?
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Re: MY DREAM, MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY AFFECTION, MY DESIRE, MY G SPOT, MY LOVER
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2014, 09:58:24 am »
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Fantasy >
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Re: MY DREAM, MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY AFFECTION, MY DESIRE, MY G SPOT, MY LOVER
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2014, 12:17:50 pm »
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Check his youtube channel...


You will hug me, trust me.  :wink:
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I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
Quote from: Tydeus on May 23, 2014, 05:34:36 pm
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Re: MY DREAM, MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY AFFECTION, MY DESIRE, MY G SPOT, MY LOVER
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2014, 12:40:33 am »
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Quote from: Joseph Porta on July 02, 2014, 12:17:50 pm
Check his youtube channel...


You will hug me, trust me.  :wink:
Well hole lee shit.

I know this is a thing now thanks to you
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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2014, 12:55:42 am »
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Quote from: HardRice on July 03, 2014, 12:40:33 am
Well hole lee shit.

I know this is a thing now thanks to you

Itll take a long looong time probably, but by god will it be worth it!

I actually knew about it for a while, but this video is just sickly awesome.
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I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
Quote from: Tydeus on May 23, 2014, 05:34:36 pm
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2014, 06:11:05 am »
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This whole 40k thing is something I couldn't get into, other than reading about it on a wiki just to know what's it all about.

Guess I'm not the tabletop game generation or so. Although I fucking love Bolt Thrower who are heavily 40k influenced.
A friend of mine called them "Nerdeath metal"  :mrgreen:
Heck they have an album that has space marines on it, and as with all BT albums the art is wonderful.

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Yep, it's raw oldschool death metal. Forget about hearing out lyrics :lol: 1988 album iirc, so rather old thrower.

I also like military sci-fi and space stuff, so hell yeah.

Can you direct me in the proper direction, alas an introduction to all this stuff?
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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2014, 01:16:36 pm »
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It bothers me that their world eater song has a black templar on its cover   :evil:

Anyhow, id say download some e-books about 40K, the 40k universe is massive, there are dozens of novels about it

Id say start with the ultramarines omnibuss, thatll give you atleast 10 hours of reading joy.

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I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
Quote from: Tydeus on May 23, 2014, 05:34:36 pm
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Re: MY DREAM, MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY AFFECTION, MY DESIRE, MY G SPOT, MY LOVER
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2014, 02:00:05 pm »
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Quote from: Christo on July 03, 2014, 06:11:05 am
This whole 40k thing is something I couldn't get into, other than reading about it on a wiki just to know what's it all about.

Guess I'm not the tabletop game generation or so. Although I fucking love Bolt Thrower who are heavily 40k influenced.
A friend of mine called them "Nerdeath metal"  :mrgreen:
Heck they have an album that has space marines on it, and as with all BT albums the art is wonderful.

(click to show/hide)
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Yep, it's raw oldschool death metal. Forget about hearing out lyrics :lol: 1988 album iirc, so rather old thrower.

I also like military sci-fi and space stuff, so hell yeah.

Can you direct me in the proper direction, alas an introduction to all this stuff?

FUCKING HERETIC
Death metal music with warhammer 40K ...
Only kids metal fan-boys do that. Thoses who don't really know the universe.
Those who just enjoy the "swag death metal style" of some units / factions....
And sadly i see more & more often such videos on youtube. :(
Im currently writing a book about warhammer 40k, and if you want to be introduced to this awesome universe.
First of all you need to enjoy reading.
Secondly, if you want, i can give you the "best" tributes for many races on youtube.
And finally, you need to be motivated, because warhammer 40k has the most deep background by far.

Just let me know what you want young padawan :)
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Re: MY DREAM, MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY AFFECTION, MY DESIRE, MY G SPOT, MY LOVER
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2014, 02:08:57 pm »
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Quote from: Joseph Porta on July 03, 2014, 01:16:36 pm

Id say start with the ultramarines omnibuss, thatll give you atleast 10 hours of reading joy.

AVE IMPERATOR!
No way.
The Ultramarines omnibus is known from all fans to be one of the shitiest books wrote by Graham McNeil :(
(crazy to see that, because his book "Thousand Sons" (war 30K) is by far my favorite)
It's full of non sens, errors, non-fluffic events, etc...
Stories aren't especially nice (the 2 book are okey, the 4 others are shit)

If you want to start reading books and you like space marines. Go for :
Grey Knights (the same warriors as in this video)
Night Lords
Iron Snakes

If you prefer normal human soldiers :
Gaunt's ghost (lot of books)

If you prefer Inquisition (special agent) :
Ravenor (3books)

After reading some 40k books, you will start to understand the universe.
And then i advise you go read the 30k books (Horus Heresy era)

They are by far the best books from the serie :)

At the moment i already read around 30 books of warhammer 40K universe. And i'm following the fans & writters to get the latest news. :)
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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2014, 02:40:48 pm »
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Quote from: Herezy92 on July 03, 2014, 02:08:57 pm
No way.
The Ultramarines omnibus is known from all fans to be one of the shitiest books wrote by Graham McNeil :(
(crazy to see that, because his book "Thousand Sons" (war 30K) is by far my favorite)
It's full of non sens, errors, non-fluffic events, etc...
Stories aren't especially nice (the 2 book are okey, the 4 others are shit)

If you want to start reading books and you like space marines. Go for :
Grey Knights (the same warriors as in this video)
Night Lords
Iron Snakes

If you prefer normal human soldiers :
Gaunt's ghost (lot of books)

If you prefer Inquisition (special agent) :
Ravenor (3books)

After reading some 40k books, you will start to understand the universe.
And then i advise you go read the 30k books (Horus Heresy era)

They are by far the best books from the serie :)

At the moment i already read around 30 books of warhammer 40K universe. And i'm following the fans & writters to get the latest news. :)

Im not necessarily saying its a good book but it holds ALOT of basic info about the universe to get one started and interested.


If you dont like reading: http://www.youtube.com/user/VaultsOfTerra

Also, a good book is one that reads well and will suck you in its story, judging a book by its faults is nitpicking on the details. The 40k universe is so massive and so full of information that I envy the writer who manages to write one without errors, especially with the hardcore-focused-on-details fanbase it has its one hell of a job.

Yes, i thoroughly enjoyed the UM omnibus
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But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
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Re: MY DREAM, MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY AFFECTION, MY DESIRE, MY G SPOT, MY LOVER
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2014, 02:46:02 pm »
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Nice video

I always feel bad about GK cos my mate plays them, and he usually ends up teleporting some in, they sit base-base for a turn, and I blast them all with my Demolisher :(
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2014, 03:26:12 pm »
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I made my own chapter years ago, but I gave up on tabletop because.. Wel... The people that play this.. Lets say they arent my people.. I never understand their jokes :P

Also wrote some bad ass lore thats so full of grammatical errors that i didnt dare post it on Dakka  :oops:
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I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
Quote from: Tydeus on May 23, 2014, 05:34:36 pm
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Re: MY DREAM, MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY AFFECTION, MY DESIRE, MY G SPOT, MY LOVER
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2014, 04:15:31 pm »
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Love that video! Love 40k, played a lot back then and bought so much stuff for it...
Looking forward to see more

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« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2014, 04:16:02 pm »
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Give me the name of the book included in the UM Omnibus please.

If i'm correct, it's the 3 first book.
(So they are decent correct)
The first, has some errors, but i enjoyed the story.
The second had enormous errors, but the story was made in an "epic" way.
The third, is decent. Interesting point of view, of a chaotic world.

The next (4-5-6) are pure bullshit sadly :(

I think the 4-5-6 are not included in the Omnibus.

But single romans are better when you start discovering the warhammer 40k universe.
Because you will learn much more about different chapter / factions, etc...
Reading a trilogy of the same hero wont make you learn much.

By the way, the small book " For The Emperor" is pretty cool, with some humour (which is rare in war40K) and a very good story.
It's one of my favorite, but i don't advise to read it as a beginner.

@joseph porta : Go read the Horus heresy books, if you didn't yet.
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