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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2014, 08:25:27 am »
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if you chamber an enemy's torch 5 times in a row while using a katana, it turns into a flaming katana (doesnt work on duel or strategus battles)

That would be so cool lol

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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2014, 08:29:59 am »
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If you masturbate while playing cRPG you will be much better at both.  That's not really a cheat though.... takes practice. 

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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2014, 08:32:02 am »
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if you put the words "billy goat gruff" in your charactername (anywhere in it) then go to a map with bridge. stand on top of the bridge for 30 second and a troll come out from under. he has long arms and green skin and is naked but look like a regular player otherwis. he move VERY FAST so u cant escape. its like the yeti in skifree. when he kill u he will run off from players who can see him and disappear.

on desert map when there is orange dust storm 100% (has to be full 100% dust very thick where u cant see 5 feet away) a lever will spawn. when u highlite it the message say "start the reactor, free mars." if u activate the lever then the server crash...

you can ring the bell in the church on every map that have church. usually u just need to get inside the building (not possible without hacks or ghost ring)

every grave have a random chance to spawn a dagger on top of the dirt. its small so hard to see it but keep ur eyes out. the dagger name when you pick it up is "spine shank" and if u kill a enemy he will respawn in the same spot on your team but look like a zombie. he will die again after 60 seconds and then its back to normal. any points or kilsl he gets go on ur score.
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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2014, 08:40:37 am »
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one time i couch a couch and find a sock and some quarters LOL
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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2014, 08:41:23 am »
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seriously this is the best thread ever, you made me want to play crpg again.
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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2014, 11:44:03 am »
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If you have "Thor" in your name, you can use your warhammer as a throwing weapon and it will return to your hand.


Hitting a dummy on the map will give you bonus exp for each point of damage dealt.

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« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2014, 11:51:25 am »
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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2014, 02:07:03 pm »
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cRPG lifehacks :lol:

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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2014, 03:50:15 pm »
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cRPG lifehacks :lol:

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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2014, 03:50:30 pm »
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God damnit Witchcraft, I thought this was a secrets thread.
Half of these secrets are well known eastereggs/glitches and have been for years!
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