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CRPG Secrets Thread
« on: June 28, 2014, 01:08:42 am »
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ok guys this is the place to spill the beans. share your cheats and secrets for crpg.

if you chamber an enemy's torch 5 times in a row while using a katana, it turns into a flaming katana (doesnt work on duel or strategus battles)

there is a donkey skeleton hidden underneath the ground texture on every map - can u find them all?

on the strategus map there is a NPC army named "???" that moves very fast goes over any terrain at top speed. you need at least 1700 horses to be fast enough to catch it with quick-march turned on. if u manege to attack the ??? army it will automatically forfeit the battle and u will get 500 sets of +5 items. all armos and all wepaons type. tell ur clan to keep an eye out! easier to corner it if u work together... [NA ONLY!]

when u are ded if u follow a player with ur camera and type /curse they lose -10 to all wpf or -5% of their current hp. only works once per round and multiple gosts cant curse the same guy (that would b sooo g**)

on the lava map if you jump down tot the lava on a horse u will live... but if you land and ur horse is alive you can go deeper. walk into the lava lake in the middle and it goes down into a cave... ur horse will drown befor e u reach the cave with air. when u get there there is a genie (look kind of like the blue roben willams from aladin) and use F key to talk to him. u get 1 wish (shuld b 3 wishes but i dnt make the map lol). u can choose death to ur enemies (it rain fire above on the regular map parts and enemie team will die), true love (makes a pretty girl player teleport to cave w/ u and she automatically kisses u and says "i love [your name]" in all chat (this the best choice imo)!!! or u can wish for flying carpet and u get the carpet next round. its like a horse but can go up and down and doesnt need ground to go on.

on the map that is a desert city with the big pool and carpet around it and theres boots at the door, if u find the hidden garden in the biggest fancy house on the map there is a snake charmer in the garden. u can talk with F key. he make it rain snakes and eveyone on both teams will die (dont do this too much, they baned me b4)

in the prison map theres a skeleton in one of the cells and if u shoot his skull in the shape of a mohawk with 40 arrows (regular +0 arrows cant use any other kind) it comes alive an kill you.. .then he kill other players utnil the round end. very strong.
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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2014, 01:15:54 am »
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one time on the city map it was raning and a archer say god DAMN IT!! in chat then a litning bolt hit him and the hole server saw it. dont say that on the roof when it is raining unless you want to die!

if u have +3 pike and +3 staff (not qarterstaff, reguler staff only!) and equip both then drop them on the ground on top of each other they turn into pikestaff +0 and u can keep it on the website if you pick it up. it is same speed and animation as staff but 300 length and can use on horse.

if ur fallin for a really long time (like the map where everyone falls down the pit when the gate is opin) and press QQV instreade of regualr scream it will make a super realistic scream of some1 fallinhg off a building and they are crying and its different every time u do it. where did they find those recordings.... its relly fucked up dont do it if you are a kid you will cry
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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2014, 02:25:55 am »
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on the dune map (its called dune and it is just sand dunes nothen else) sometimes a big ass worm comes up from the sand and eat people. if u stand still u r safe. good if u are a archer/.

if u ware the donkey hood helmet and ride a donkey, get off the donkey in a safe place with no enemy. when u stand next to the donkey it shows the message "click to use donkey" or watever. walk behind the donkey till u r all up his ass and you should see the message "click to ???" ur dude will start f***in the donkey! lmao!!! it takes a long time unti;l u stop so dont do it where enemy can see u... unless it was like a roof where they see u but cant get to u. would be mad funny they all watchin u go raw in that donkey ass!!! haha
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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2014, 02:40:58 am »
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on the real life map, if you get naked and you let ur uncle touch your penis he'll be happy!this will give you 20% attack speed in game on all weapons! 

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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2014, 02:45:50 am »
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Where do I get the template for making those tips?

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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2014, 03:51:36 am »
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use quote, but for the lazy its (size=14pt)(font=trebuchet ms) and then (/font)(/size)


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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2014, 06:25:09 am »
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u know that map with lots of bushes? bring your +3 arrows (any kind just +3) nad go thru the bushes til u find a little tiki man. press F key to talk and he will give u poison arrows. they last for 24 hours (do not work on duel or strat!). its like flaming katana if u hit some1 with a poisen arrow they will die soon after. he is really small like up to your knee only so look on the ground in the bushes...

does the EU server still have the ireland map??? if it does go to the little cave near the well outside the village. theres a leprechaun there (look really similar to the tiki man, just no mask and a differnt color) press F to talk and he will give u 5000 gold. works every round but only for first one to do it. mad funny watchin peeps duel for leprechaun gold lol
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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2014, 06:32:07 am »
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Is this real? I am leechi-... erm playing on NA1 right now, should I really curse someone?  :mrgreen:

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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2014, 06:38:32 am »
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on every cave map theres a rock you can pick up and throw like regular stones but it says

"strange stone" or "mysterious stone" when u go toget it. throw it on the ground (cant hit a

player or it wont work). a stone golem rise up from the floor like terminator scene in reverse

and then he will follow you areound the map until next round. he is very slow so dont go to

fart ahead or he will get stuck on corners. his punch can kil anyone in 1 shot.if u see him

and you didnt make the golem run!

on the maps that have a stone henge and blood in the middle u can go on the blood part and get kiled. next round when u spawn it will make the purple text "[you na,me] has joined the Wild Hunt!" and u spawn on top of a ghost horse even if u dont have riding. 3 ghost guys with spear and ghost horse spawn too and follo u around. anyone u kill gets put on your team the next round and it do the purple text "joined the wild hunt" for them too and they get ghosthorse. it goes until new map starts.

sometime if u are on a roof and hit the roof with a hammer or stones peasants come out the door and try to kill u. they usualy cant get on the roof so its really funny and they yell a lote until they get killed
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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2014, 06:42:05 am »
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The new duel server Thranduil made has easter eggs. Go in the center of the map, input the Konami code, and Undead Thranduil rises from the ground to challenge you. Beat him in a ranked duel and you get to use his sword for the duration of the map.

Instead of the Konami code with directional keys, do it with W, S, mouse movements, attack, block, and end with a jump in the same place to summon Edna as you land on the broom that lifts off. You and Edna will duel on top of it mid-flight. Kill her to obtain the broom. Do it without nudging her off to obtain her firestaff. The added ability of flight allows you to reach other easter eggs of that map, but you'll have to find those out yourself.

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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2014, 06:48:02 am »
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alt+f4 is a secret combination that lets you use the rageball moves even during battle
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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2014, 06:51:56 am »
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If you are playing with 300+ ping you can actually lower that ping.
On every map there is a small well somewhere, find this well, run up to it, then throw your weapon in, run around it thrice and then fist block once and use the QQV shout.
Your ping should now be in the 20s.
!Does not work if your ping is below 300 to begin with!
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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2014, 06:59:06 am »
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sometimes a stone that have a crack in the middle will spawn with a sord stuck inside (very rare). if u have 30 strength ormore u can pull the sword out its a longsword but special. when you hit a enemy they get push back just like a nudge when ur stregth is very high. the sword still hurts like regular but a lot of the guy that go flyin will die when they hitthe ground.

equp a beer mug and go to any big beer or wine barrel on a map. the message say "open the gate" but if you press F key to use it a purple message "thy cup runneth over" will appear. if u hit anyone with the mug for the rest of the round they loose all athletics skill and their screen spin around and they will randomly fall over like knockdown.
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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2014, 07:42:32 am »
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Log on a server with a 0-0 build and you are given a special stone out of pity from the developers. The stone allows you to capture any player of choice to fight for you. You may need to hold B while continuing to tap A repeatedly to catch him. My level 70 Testicleez is looking to tear up some fools.

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Re: CRPG Secrets Thread
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2014, 07:57:45 am »
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If you yell "ODIN!" Whilst completing a 360 jump shot the throwing axe will automatically headshot any enemy in a fifteen meter radius. If enemies are absent a friendly face will suffice. 500% range increase if performed in first 5 seconds of the round.
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Well, this doesn't look good for you. Four team kills - definitely intentional, Appeared to be afk more than once in the video.Also kicking people off of walls is grieving! don't do it.... but ill let you off with a warning this time, only because I don't like largos anyway.