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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2014, 02:54:41 am »
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2014, 03:01:04 am »
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I read some part of it. Ramprat rationalizing and trying to portray himself as a victim of a unjust society because girls didnt like him back. This guy makes me rage. As if chasing pussy is the goal of life....
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2014, 04:16:51 am »
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Now I want to hear what drugs he was prescribed to.
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2014, 04:54:11 am »
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Anders, Smoothrich or Digglez?

But I think he's actually SpookIsland.
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #34 on: May 25, 2014, 05:04:12 am »
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Quote from: Christo on May 25, 2014, 02:38:38 am
What do you base it on that he's acting? I can think of the background of him related to film in his family, but other than that..

Kinda hard to believe seeing somebody act worse than freaking Tommy Wiseau.

But if that was his motive, he got his fame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Isla_Vista_shootings
He wasn't nearly stupid enough to be saying shit like he was saying. His vocabulary alone is enough to know that. The fact he can write rather well and with proper grammar and paragraphs etc. just adds to that. Seriously, why would anyone think he was being serious? Just listen to his shit. Pretty sure he just took trolling to a new level.

"That I am.. in truth... the superior one... the true alpha male! *Hand on chin* ... mwa ha ha ha ha... yessss......."
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2014, 05:09:49 am »
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Quote from: Xant on May 25, 2014, 05:04:12 am
Pretty sure he just took trolling to a new level.

Hmm. Would it be really that simple?

I have to agree with the performance being so freaking over the top, that's why I came up with Wiseau. It's shocking to see something below that level, it's as if it has to be true, it's that bad. Not sure if I want to see much more into this than what's actually there though, but I can't be the only one like this.

Quote from: IR_Kuoin on May 25, 2014, 02:50:36 am
If he was so stock up and sad about not getting laid and losing his V card, go to a prostitute?

This is a very good point right there.
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2014, 05:38:27 am »
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2014, 05:56:37 am »
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Quote from: Leshma on May 25, 2014, 04:54:11 am
Anders, Smoothrich or Digglez?

But I think he's actually SpookIsland.

Wow, what an ass. Come to America so I can get my revenge where guns are legal. Otherwise I just gotta find the oil in your backwards shit country and claim some dictatorial dude doing shit and America does it for me. :rolleyes:

BTW SpookIsland died 1 year ago. Ain't you got no decency. Oh wait...this is Leshma nm, carry on.
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #38 on: May 25, 2014, 06:03:36 am »
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Quote from: Lt_Anders on May 25, 2014, 05:56:37 am
Wow, what an ass. Come to America so I can get my revenge where guns are legal.

lol
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2014, 06:40:53 am »
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Honestly, he sounds very gay. A huge case of latent homosexuality? I mean he's like a 90/100 on my gaydar. I would put cold hard cash on it. That surely didn't help his chances with the ladies.
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #40 on: May 25, 2014, 06:50:23 am »
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Quote from: Falka on May 25, 2014, 12:21:55 am
"You will finally see that I am, in truth, the superior one, the true alpha male <evil laugh>"

Oh god, he was one of those PUA / MRA dipshits wasn't he? A book bloo bloo I got friendzoned too many times, better go on a killing spree.

Awful when something like this happens for such a minor reason. Imagine how fucked up the world would be if every 22+ year old virgin went postal.
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #41 on: May 25, 2014, 06:54:08 am »
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I was reading some tumblrshit about how any attribution of mental illness to him was scapegoating and that he was just a case of the patriarchy leading to men feeling entitled to murder women because they couldn't have them as entitled property, shit like that. I immediately counted it off as the universal shoehorning feminists do with their agenda, but then I watched this video and realized that for one fucking time they were kind of right.

EDIT: but I do not believe that 95% of men think the way he did.
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2014, 07:25:40 am »
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Is son of an assistant director of the Hunger Games films
Have money
Have a car
Live in California
Is not unattractive

Playing life on easy and not winning :?
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2014, 08:02:28 am »
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I'm surprised YouTube hasn't taken the video down yet.
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2014, 09:38:08 am »
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Quote from: Xant on May 25, 2014, 05:04:12 am
Seriously, why would anyone think he was being serious?

Probably because he killed those people. Which looks like pretty serious thing to do :P

Quote from: enigmatic_stranger on May 25, 2014, 07:25:40 am
Is son of an assistant director of the Hunger Games films
Have money
Have a car
Live in California
Is not unattractive

So he was right, he's a perfect guy, the supreme gentelman. He deserved girls! :P
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