Cru"Haters" of Acre Embargo by the Noble Republic of Squids

[CALAMARI]

The Honorable Squids declare an embargo on the Cru"haters" of Acre

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"Us Squids are a noble animal. We are the king of our fair oceans. We always make sure to give back what we take from our generous lands. This reciprocity has always kept our realm together. But the "Drunk King" James sits atop his golden throne, shouting false facts and squidish slurs. Those silly christians have no reasoning left in their fleshy heads. They just wave their evil sideways X's and fight in the name of their false god." THE KRAKEN CRIER.

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TO ARMS SQUIDS! EACH TENTACLE SHOULD HAVE A WEAPON GRIPPED! NO GOODS ALLOWED IN OR OUT OF ACRE TERRITORY

[Wesleysnipes]

Hide your Gear, hide your crates, hide your troops, because tentacles be raping everybody.

[njames89]

christians chadzians

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ftfy

Having been awoken by his Squire James was informed of Squid Propaganda that had recently been posted across the realm. "We can only hope the good people of Calradia see through this ruse, Bandits claiming a righteous cause, a sad time in the realm indeed". Bored with the ficticious content of the propaganda James used it to bolster the fire in his hearth and with a short prayer would retire to bed.

"Our chadz who art in programming
Hallowed be thy code
Thy patches come, thy will be done
On Calradia as it is in Austria
Give us this day our daily ticks
and forgive us our Team kills
as we forgive them that team kill us.
And lead us not into trolling
but deliver us from PITAs
For thine is the Strat Map,
The E-Peen and the Glory,
For ever and ever,
Amen"

[Relit]

So if I get this right... you are militarily enforcing a trade embargo versus any neutral faction who wants to trade with Acre?

[Yazid]

el bloqueo on the cru'haters del imperialismo!

viva la inkvolucion! viva el comandante che squidvara!

[Zoarander]

Hey wait a minute!!! Hasn't this been tried before and failed miserably when the faction imposing the embargo attacks neutral factions and then thus makes more enemies and gets shrekt?

PS: If I am not in those silly red lines means i'm not in embargo amirite?

[CALAMARI]

[Thryn]

from now on all marauder shitposts will be known as squidposts

#inked

[Wesleysnipes]

So if I get this right... you are militarily enforcing a trade embargo versus any neutral faction who wants to trade with Acre?

Wrong, any Acre will be shot on sight. Survivors will be shot again. Other factions can do what they want , because as of now King Jamie has been a target under our NSA ink.

[Novamere]

I dont know why but i feel like if you guys were still Teutonic and not some shitty gay ass AoW (Art Of War) or some shit things would be alot more cool, i dont get why you changed it to something so stupid.

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Go back to being Teutonic

[Mae.]

Hey wait a minute!!! Hasn't this been tried before and failed miserably when the faction imposing the embargo attacks neutral factions and then thus makes more enemies and gets shrekt?

PS: If I am not in those silly red lines means i'm not in embargo amirite?

oh sweet child, you really have no idea. when you throw money at undefended shit and win with a 1-1/1-2 ratio, thats a bad thing. I'm sure you'll get a free lesson in the true art of 'shreking' soon bb boi ;)

[Dionysus]

I'm sure you'll get a free lesson in the true art of 'shreking' soon bb boi ;)

One might say... the Art of War...?

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[Artyem]

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defending your borders so well you attack them in ours!

[Wesleysnipes]

He was trying to hide in your Village. You can be compensated if you feel you should.

[Artyem]

He was trading in our territory before your guy even showed up.  Blatant disregard of our borders, which is hilariously since you guys seem to take your borders super seriously this strat.