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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #330 on: May 14, 2014, 04:14:19 am »
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I believe its GG from here James, you can stop hiding. I have undeniable evidence that you, King James of Acre, opened the gate during that fateful siege battle.

 
I believe he should be sentenced to a permanent ban with no option for an unban essay, the whole of Acre should be disbanded too.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #331 on: May 14, 2014, 05:32:43 am »
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I believe its GG from here James, you can stop hiding. I have undeniable evidence that you, King James of Acre, opened the gate during that fateful siege battle.

 
I believe he should be sentenced to a permanent ban with no option for an unban essay, the whole of Acre should be disbanded too.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #332 on: May 14, 2014, 09:35:50 am »
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Sort this shit out you wippersnappers, ever since you started this little belly aching of yours no one comes to trade at my fief.

Soon the squids will be crushed and the great tradening shall continue.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #333 on: May 14, 2014, 05:01:36 pm »
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So, this is my understanding of this thread.

Squids: (Insert some underlying strategy here to cover up for the fact that everyone's bored and just wants XP battles)
             #embargo, if you attempt to run our blockade, you will be inked

Acre: Sivart, thou shalt attempteth to cross yon embargo, though thoust mighteth be attackethd, so prepareth thine anus
Squids: releeskrakenpls
Acre: War is upon us
Squids: 420inkit
Acre:  Thou hast entered the wrong kingdom, knave

Oh, just some battles here and there:
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Frisia: You guys don't even shitpost right.
Acre: Frisia, thoust comments art uncalled forth
Squids: LoLOLOoLOloLlOLooOOlLlol wat r u doin gaise, its lik urnoteventrying acre
Acre: Squids, thou hast depleted thine ladders in thine siege against Astralis, fools
Squids: icrievrytim

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #334 on: May 14, 2014, 06:03:06 pm »
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Looks like we're popular lately, attacking the same castle twice, and soon to be a third time. You'd better hope it succeeds this time or prepare to wipe the egg off your faces.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #335 on: May 14, 2014, 07:16:50 pm »
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So, this is my understanding of this thread.

Squids: (Insert some underlying strategy here to cover up for the fact that everyone's bored and just wants XP battles)
             #embargo, if you attempt to run our blockade, you will be inked

Acre: Sivart, thou shalt attempteth to cross yon embargo, though thoust mighteth be attackethd, so prepareth thine anus
Squids: releeskrakenpls
Acre: War is upon us
Squids: 420inkit
Acre:  Thou hast entered the wrong kingdom, knave

Oh, just some battles here and there:
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Frisia: You guys don't even shitpost right.
Acre: Frisia, thoust comments art uncalled forth
Squids: LoLOLOoLOloLlOLooOOlLlol wat r u doin gaise, its lik urnoteventrying acre
Acre: Squids, thou hast depleted thine ladders in thine siege against Astralis, fools
Squids: icrievrytim

Everyone else:
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #336 on: May 14, 2014, 07:20:37 pm »
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Succeeds or fails, we still have you trapped. "It's a trap". If I can recall some Acre/Astralis talking shit about the Squids losing our Castle Assualts. Lol pretty sad. Acre and Astralis will never do an assault like that because they are too coward. Open field battles will come forth and the Squids will crush all of these scum. Why the Squids will crush them you may say? Because they won't be hiding behind walls. Cheers to the new battles!!! (Stop crying ppl) :)
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #337 on: May 14, 2014, 07:33:12 pm »
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Succeeds or fails, we still have you trapped. "It's a trap". If I can recall some Acre/Astralis talking shit about the Squids losing our Castle Assualts. Lol pretty sad. Acre and Astralis will never do an assault like that because they are too coward. Open field battles will come forth and the Squids will crush all of these scum. Why the Squids will crush them you may say? Because they won't be hiding behind walls. Cheers to the new battles!!! (Stop crying ppl) :)

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #338 on: May 14, 2014, 09:01:12 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #339 on: May 14, 2014, 09:19:27 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #340 on: May 14, 2014, 09:22:10 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #341 on: May 14, 2014, 09:24:19 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #342 on: May 14, 2014, 09:25:24 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #343 on: May 14, 2014, 09:26:43 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #344 on: May 14, 2014, 11:04:55 pm »
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