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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #300 on: May 13, 2014, 05:15:12 am »
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Maybe hire some more admins that don't all circle jerk each other and/or the trolls in the community.

Hire?  Do you think they get paid?
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #301 on: May 13, 2014, 05:19:21 am »
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Hire?  Do you think they get paid?

Um, obviously no.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #302 on: May 13, 2014, 05:19:31 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #303 on: May 13, 2014, 05:24:31 am »
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Actually Anders, to be fair, we started building the catapult after we ran out of all the ladders but one. We then proceeded to build it, but ran into technical difficulties(the construction materials showed up but we couldn't use them after we built the catapult).
(we would have had 5 shots @ your walls)
I had a screenshot... but it's gone now :( I learned I couldn't printscreen in wse2 bc it prints a black screen.

We probably actually only wasted around 5 - 7 minutes at the end after the catapult shenanegans. (we still had the 1 ladder tho)
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #304 on: May 13, 2014, 06:31:38 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #305 on: May 13, 2014, 06:41:09 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #306 on: May 13, 2014, 07:50:07 am »
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It is if you are NOT attacking and only jacking off at you're spawn.

If only the admin online did his job this wouldn't be so bad. That admin needs to be reviewed and/or squids deserve a punishment.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #307 on: May 13, 2014, 09:36:55 am »
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Seriously Anders, Rhazlo is the nicest admin NA. Leave him alone! What's your deal about "20 minutes" of nothing? You guys won the battle. If you wanted to leave you could've just leeched while getting decent xp. I can't wait for the next siege so I can stab my E sword in your mouth and cut off your pony tail.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #308 on: May 13, 2014, 03:12:44 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #309 on: May 13, 2014, 03:37:26 pm »
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Having a box and dumping gear is a very common tactic. At that point if the defenders wanted to do something about it they could have charged out and broke the box. The enemy has no obligation to retreat as long as they are doing something productive.... just because it is not fun or helpful to their enemy is not an issue.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #310 on: May 13, 2014, 03:51:40 pm »
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Having a box and dumping gear is a very common tactic. At that point if the defenders wanted to do something about it they could have charged out and broke the box. The enemy has no obligation to retreat as long as they are doing something productive.... just because it is not fun or helpful to their enemy is not an issue.

Actually, it's against the rules.  For your enjoyment:

http://forum.melee.org/strategus-general-discussion/strategus-rules/

Excerpt for the lazy (like you):

Battle/ siege
          1) Prolonging a battle
                    1.1) End battle, common sense rule. Feel free to troll around when the battle is over, but don't extend it too long, crpg no delaying rules applies here.
                    1.2) If the attacker is out of siege equipment, and no longer has any way of getting into the castle or town, he has to retreat ("getting into the castle" means getting in the defender spawn zone. If defenders are in a place that cannot be reached from their spawns without siege equipment, they will have to come down).
          2) Spawnraping
                    2.1) Spawnraping the enemy is allowed. It's your teams responsibility to defend your flags, if you lose controle over an area you might get spawnkilled.

Note:  It doesn't say anything about being 'productive.'  1) If you have a ladder, and choose not to use it, and choose to simply sit back and do nothing, then the delaying rules apply.  If you have no means of getting into the castle, then you must retreat.

These are rules.  Black and white, clear cut situations.  Seriously, I'm fighting this one on principle.  I don't really care either way, but remember, what you do (and get away with) can/will be done to you in the future, and when the role is reversed, that's when you'll care.


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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #311 on: May 13, 2014, 04:22:10 pm »
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again they built a catapult... = way to get in castle. also they had a ladder. So your clear cut rule does not apply.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #312 on: May 13, 2014, 04:54:46 pm »
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again they built a catapult... = way to get in castle. also they had a ladder. So your clear cut rule does not apply.

To elaborate, no rule says you have to go and use it right away as recklessly as possibly just to have it broken.  If the attackers want to cause distractions in order to get a more successful chance of a good ladder, they are more than welcome to.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #313 on: May 13, 2014, 06:06:59 pm »
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again they built a catapult... = way to get in castle. also they had a ladder. So your clear cut rule does not apply.

You do know the catapult was destroyed, and the delaying continued right? 

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« Reply #314 on: May 13, 2014, 06:08:57 pm »
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To elaborate, no rule says you have to go and use it right away as recklessly as possibly just to have it broken.  If the attackers want to cause distractions in order to get a more successful chance of a good ladder, they are more than welcome to.

Did they delay when all ladders and siege gear were broken?  The answer is yes.  That's why the logs should be reviewed.