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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #540 on: July 30, 2014, 03:50:05 am »
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Not a gif, but it reminds me of signing up for an EU battle. I can hear the exact accent the English words were written in when I read it.

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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #541 on: July 30, 2014, 04:23:54 am »
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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #542 on: July 31, 2014, 08:07:36 am »
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Most people think that more armor = slower. That is true, but late medieval/renaissance plate armor was heavily segmented and not nearly as constricting as you would think. I don't have a source, but I read that well-made full plate weighs about the same as modern day  equipment with a full loadout of gear. Modern stuff includes ammunition, med supplies, and rations but the point still stands. Plate armor isn't as bad as carrying a piano or anvil into the battlefield.
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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #543 on: July 31, 2014, 02:30:43 pm »
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Most people think that more armor = slower. That is true, but late medieval/renaissance plate armor was heavily segmented and not nearly as constricting as you would think. I don't have a source, but I read that well-made full plate weighs about the same as modern day  equipment with a full loadout of gear. Modern stuff includes ammunition, med supplies, and rations but the point still stands. Plate armor isn't as bad as carrying a piano or anvil into the battlefield.

Thank you so much for saying this

so many people believe bullshit about medieval weaponry

or just the medieval times in general

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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #544 on: July 31, 2014, 09:58:40 pm »
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Most people think that more armor = slower. That is true, but late medieval/renaissance plate armor was heavily segmented and not nearly as constricting as you would think. I don't have a source, but I read that well-made full plate weighs about the same as modern day  equipment with a full loadout of gear. Modern stuff includes ammunition, med supplies, and rations but the point still stands. Plate armor isn't as bad as carrying a piano or anvil into the battlefield.

I'm not going to write a paragraph.

Modern equipment can easily outweigh a full suit of armour (around 20-30 at most kg)
Armour making techniques improved throughout the 15th and 16th centuries, creating more maneuverable sets (check out some lobstered gauntlets)
Firearms eventually shit all over armor, however this didn't ELIMINATE armor, it just removed the tincan aspect

conclusion: who cares, don't buff plate they already tank 10 hits
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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #545 on: July 31, 2014, 11:49:52 pm »
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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #546 on: August 01, 2014, 12:37:51 am »
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From what I've read plate armor is supposed to be less tiring to carry on yourself than equal weight modern military gear. The weight is much more evenly distributed.
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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #547 on: August 01, 2014, 12:59:26 am »
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Thank you so much for saying this

so many people believe bullshit about medieval weaponry

or just the medieval times in general

Im pretty sure 95% of c-rpg's semi-frequent forum vistors knows this. This is in no way ground breaking news for anyone who looked further into the case then mere in-game weight values.

The reason it is how it is is purely because of balance, as

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I could however imagine it being changed to ra more realistic way, but then upkeep should be very high, like fucking out your mind high 12k-ish high upkeep(just a body piece), as there would be NO downside to wearing that instead of ANY other piece of equipment. A player could sell a LP and have pretty much the best armor rating he could wish for, you might even say it would be more worth it relatively to sell a LP and play unloomed plate armor then to loom a lower tier piece of gear and make a profit out of every day grind, you'd be better off crutching plate and usingthe LP gold to be able to crutch plate

Unless ofc you want plate, plate everywhere scenarios

Best armor rating he could wish for in comparison to average damage btw

Oh and. I had no idea this was a gif thread sry for my seriuznez
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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #548 on: August 01, 2014, 07:40:44 am »
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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #549 on: August 02, 2014, 05:28:02 am »
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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #550 on: August 02, 2014, 05:52:59 am »
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Sorry for getting the thread derailed into plate discussion. I just thought it was cool to see the range of motion you get in such heavy armor. As penance here's funney moving pictures.

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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #551 on: August 02, 2014, 12:38:37 pm »
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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #552 on: August 02, 2014, 08:16:03 pm »
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+1 for Ping Pong the animation gif
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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #553 on: August 02, 2014, 10:43:24 pm »
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Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« Reply #554 on: August 04, 2014, 05:13:22 am »
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+1 for Ping Pong the animation gif

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