I give you the ballad of Baron Shana of Slapmerchant, Hammerer: Fortress Executioner.
They’ll be dead and dying camels when he comes,
He’s a hero to Slapmerchant more than San,
His limp wrist won’t seclude him from any goblin intrusion,
He’s quite contempt to stomp out goblins with his shins.
They’ll build a memorial for killing camels when he dies,
That each and every dwarf can watch with pride,
May the withering arm of justice continue to protect us,
His leg mallets get much stronger with each stride.