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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #240 on: May 03, 2014, 09:25:09 am »
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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #241 on: May 03, 2014, 09:36:22 am »
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Just lol.. kicked in the face to death and uppercut through the skull.. those fucking swords are so bad.

Get rid of them and just have the dwarves box everything.
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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #242 on: May 03, 2014, 10:57:11 am »
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Woohooo!! Jackpot! Got up just to see not only one chapter up, but 2! This morning officially cannot get any better than this!
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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #243 on: May 03, 2014, 11:09:36 am »
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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #244 on: May 03, 2014, 11:28:34 am »
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I give you the ballad of Baron Shana of Slapmerchant, Hammerer: Fortress Executioner.


They’ll be dead and dying camels when he comes,
He’s a hero to Slapmerchant more than San,
His limp wrist won’t seclude him from any goblin intrusion,
He’s quite contempt to stomp out goblins with his shins.

They’ll build a memorial for killing camels when he dies,
That each and every dwarf can watch with pride,
May the withering arm of justice continue to protect us,
His leg mallets get much stronger with each stride.


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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #245 on: May 03, 2014, 11:31:01 am »
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Artyem, just do your job and get Shana some prosthetic hands, bloody hell :rolleyes: :D
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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #246 on: May 03, 2014, 03:30:16 pm »
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Be thankful, so far being mentioned has rarely ended up being a good thing lol

This is true, and I have survived the last 16 chapters because of it; however, since I have no children, my husband is dead and my papa is likely to follow some day soon from a goblin sneaking up on him (he's hard of hearing on one side), I need something to occupy myself with. Also, with the recent camel revolution, I feel I should bring this up:

Thranduil. She is married to isatis. She is the daughter of Rhuarc. She likes two-humped camel bone. She lives for risk and excitement. She is highly adventurous and loves fresh experiences. (I'm almost certainly going to put her to work as a camel hunter for this profile.)

I live for risk and excitement! I'm adventurous and love fresh experiences (if you know what I mean). Also, I like two-humped camel bone. Set me loose on dem tasty camels!
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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #247 on: May 03, 2014, 04:32:23 pm »
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Last I saw, you were banging out breastplates. At this point odds are that if I'm calling your name, something utterly disastrous has happened.

21's up.

San's star is eclipsed.

Excellent I am a productive member of society. Maybe with all the hand punching I should be making gauntlets. They will also help with our new kungfu defensive stance. Maybe a pair of steel toe boots for the no arm Barron.

Or at least some armor for that damn baby before it is to late. maybe design it to look like a soccer ball?
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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #248 on: May 03, 2014, 08:32:39 pm »
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Oh noes tydeus died he was such talented lil boy growing up to become a doctor *sobs

Welp I'm prolly gonna die soon since others tend to go that route once family dies in this game hahaah
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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #249 on: May 03, 2014, 08:43:16 pm »
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Dont spam too much you will burnout soon Johammeth  :P

I have now read all the 21 chapters and I must officially retract this statement.

more chapters pls



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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #250 on: May 03, 2014, 09:23:55 pm »
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Can Johammeth please get his very own masterwork item only he can use for brightening our days over and over again with this amazing work of art?

Edit: And a title!
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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #251 on: May 03, 2014, 11:57:20 pm »
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Honestly, what kind of dad is Canary!!

I've lived for like 2 weeks and I've fighted more than he! :O



Canary has given birth to a baby boy!

His name is Cochon. He likes pigs for their sense of smell. He is 0 days old. He needs alcohol to get through the working day.

Canary successfully predicted what a pushover the invaders would be, and even brought Baby Cochon along.
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A goblin maceman decided to play croquet with the one week old dwarf. Cochon miraculously survives the encounter with nothing worse than a few bruises.


The rest of the army has arrived by now. The final goblin, sensing his imminent doom, tries to pad his KDA. He picks Baby Cochon out of the pack and dives for him.
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Baby Cochon survives the second brutal beating of his young life.

So the new response to ranged ragers is not "get a shield", it is "learn to chamber ranged nub!"
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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #252 on: May 04, 2014, 11:19:26 am »
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San gets out done by a weaboo 2h 0h.


fixed that for you.

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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #253 on: May 04, 2014, 03:10:51 pm »
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Great thread.
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Re: How long can the cRPG community survive?
« Reply #254 on: May 04, 2014, 04:55:01 pm »
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I don't wanna be a demanding prick and all, but no new chapter yet? :(
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