Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]

[protox2k]

It has come to my awareness strange things are going on and this is my explanation.....

To prior belief of canary being a machine I believe canary was hired by chadz his self and sent to America to keep us NA players under control. He currently lives in a nearby hotel(Closest to the server) keeping us at bay. Last recorded picture to date

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Canary has done great on keeping a low profile. If you find anymore information plz feel free to let us know asap



To keep such a low profile it couldn't of been without the help of his hired banmin Ganner. Ganner is distinguished as being Canary's tool, Greedy and the unintelligent one of the 2. Last time seen banning Mcdeath ( One of the most american players out there). These folks try to hard to fit in and can be spotted always wearing patriotic clothes. Last seen at suspected Canary's attempt of an american cookout

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You're probably wondering why hasn't anyone taken them down. On November 7, 2013 Canary felt the need to hire a Real Na Player as an admin to prevent us from becoming suspicious. Dexxta was nominated on that day and till this day we will have such a glorious day. To my belief Dexxta had come across some leaked information. As soon as such information reached canary Dexxta was Stripped free of all titles and sent to fend off like the rest of us. Till This day we the people have never had a saying like we did on that glorious day.

On January 3, 2014 Froyoyoyoyo was sent to end Canary once and for all.Since that day he has hasn't returned.... and Canary still roams free

Guys i ask we take what is ours back! We can't stand here and be picked off one by one! WE THE PEOPLE CREATED THIS MOD AND WE THE PEOPLE CAN TAKE IT BACK!!!! visitors can't see pics , please register or login

#FreeLemonandMcdeath

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 Illuminati detected

[Johammeth]

As a red-blooded American who has over 12,500 confirmed cheeseburger kills, I am qualified to state that all of this is 100% true.

[Wesleysnipes]

This explains Rohypnol, MIA.

[protox2k]

As a red-blooded American who has over 12,500 confirmed cheeseburger kills, I am qualified to state that all of this is 100% true.

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[Sir_Wonka]

This explains Rohypnol, MIA.

he's got em tied up in some warehouse with his head in a vice. Can't cause trouble in N.A. while canary is around.

[Dooz]

[protox2k]

this canary sounds like the only reason na is still playable

GET OFF MY THREAD NOW!

[Dooz]

only if canary makes me fairly and squarely

[Ramza]

FIRST HAND EVIDENCE THAT EVEN OUR ITEM BALANCERS ARE CORRUPTED
April 18th, 2014:

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Tydeus is trapped within the grasps of a secret, organized group of staff with the sole purpose of enforcing their medieval economics and politics to bring on a police state mod! The beginning stages of their plan is to have the mods put forth new precedence to ensure that we the players have no control over the cRPLegal system! The "elite" are banning those who spread liberty, equality, and freedom ideologies and deem them as "terrorists" so they can more efficiently manipulate the population into adopting their moderator-industrial complex!

WE MUST RAISE AWARENESS. WE MUST STOP THEM OR ELSE OUR CHILDREN WILL LIVE IN A COMPUTER SIMULATED TOTALITARIAN ROLE PLAYING REGIME!

#FREELEMON #FREEMCDEATH

[Kafein]

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[Artyem]

this canary sounds like the only reason na is still playable

WOW NA SHILL MUCH?  You probably support archery buffs and the removal of double XP too.  Open your eyes, sheeple.

[protox2k]

The real question is would a petition work or do EU devs not know what that is

[San]

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Now I know why my team was bad, talking about this stuff.

I have chosen to resign because I simply do not care enough to do this job properly. Thank you all for the support and what not.

The plot thickens.

[Dooz]

WOW NA SHILL MUCH?  You probably support archery buffs and the removal of double XP too.  Open your eyes, sheeple.

i'm guessing this wasn't actually meant to be sarcastic based on what little i know of you, and if i'm right then you'd be a good example of someone who's too (more polite word for dumb) to admin. much like the opposite of canary who i will now build a shrine for and sacrifice the rest of your worthless asses in its honor. the cleansing fires are coming.

[Joseph Porta]

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he is awesome