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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2014, 11:52:11 am »
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Why was I not told about this thread? I got a good laugh out of it. I must say these NA fruits are really digging deep into the conspiracies of NA. I have to say, it was well written and a great tribute to the one true king (me.) May the gods both old and new bless you as you journey forth into the unknown and fulfill your destiney my soft and juicy friend.
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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2014, 12:10:44 pm »
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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2014, 12:12:09 pm »
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This is like a story plot where Canary is evil and the rest of NA must save themselves or surely die to his dastardly plans. Wonder how it shall end?
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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2014, 12:26:29 pm »
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This is like a story plot where Canary is evil and the rest of NA must save themselves or surely die to his dastardly plans. Wonder how it shall end?

My guess is we all die to his dastardly plans. Thats why I jumped ship and gave up my forum silence until my unban essay reached a verdict. I mean come on, three weeks and all I got for any kind of admin feedback was Canary saying that he thought that GFORCE troll Flancan wrote my unban essay. Not to mention the fact that Flancan was banned from the KbW channels and was kicked off the MB banner. On top of that I wrote a second essay just to reprove the point that I wrote the original. Horns literally said it far better than anyone else can.
The judicial system of cRPG is inefficient as fuck. Just unban this queef already.

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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2014, 03:39:15 pm »
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Canary is not human. It was once, but no more. His familiar face and form hide the thing that lives inside. His skin no longer protects flesh and bone beneath... that part of Canary is long gone. It is just a leathery vessel, a vase of human hide that keeps the secret inside.

Within this husk lies the dust of a falling star. Canary willingly consumed a potion brewed with cold iron from a falling star. He did not realize what the star was. It was not always a stone, nor did it simply fall. Someone cast it out of the night sky for commiting a crime no human will ever comprehend. The comet's form still held the malice and madness of this ancient evil. It had been cast out of heaven, falling since the time before the first man. When Canary invited it to live inside him, it cast Canary out. No one knows where Canary is falling to, but we all miss him.

Don't let him show you 'the screaming face of the sun'. You too will be changed, and not for the better.
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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2014, 03:49:55 pm »
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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2014, 09:34:04 pm »
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i'm guessing this wasn't actually meant to be sarcastic based on what little i know of you, and if i'm right then you'd be a good example of someone who's too (more polite word for dumb) to admin. much like the opposite of canary who i will now build a shrine for and sacrifice the rest of your worthless asses in its honor. the cleansing fires are coming.

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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2014, 09:51:08 pm »
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more like get the load of this guy, in your mouth, and a little dribble on your chin
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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2014, 11:37:21 pm »
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Finally someone sees the truth!  Canary is a Lannister in Stark lands!

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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2014, 11:54:13 pm »
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He won't ban you, he will just continue to carry on his incest and execute you in front of your daughter and then put your head on a spike.
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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2014, 11:55:44 pm »
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Me an my big mouth... Call me Ned.
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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2014, 11:57:44 pm »
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Me an my big mouth... Call me Ned.
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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2014, 12:05:08 am »
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I'll call you Snuffy and you'll like it!

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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2014, 12:23:49 am »
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Re: Mod Conspiracy Theory [Explanation of Current Events]
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2014, 01:14:48 am »
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I think we just overtook Alex Jones in terms of ridiculousness.