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SoW delares war on the yoshis!
« on: April 17, 2014, 07:22:12 pm »
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Terrible fucking names terrible fucking video game. character, stupid banner. You will be extinct like your amoeba brained brethren. This all could have been avoided if your banner was the little Jason voorhees looking characters from super Mario brothers 3. You dug your own graves now lay in it!
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Re: SoW delares war on the yoshis!
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2014, 03:08:33 am »
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As an ambassador and minister for the yoshis, we humbly reply with "ye wot? Ill bash ur 'ead in m8. Do sumfin, ye fokken wont." I hope this situation may be resolved in the future.

Fuck you and your family, sincerely
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Re: SoW delares war on the yoshis!
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2014, 03:09:04 am »
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We just wanted a peaceful home after our kind was massacred by Bowser and we were forced to flee Yoshi Island. It seems that we are again being hunted and oppressed by those more powerful than we are. If it is war that you want, it is war that you will get.
Terrible fucking names terrible fucking video game. character, stupid banner. You will be extinct like your amoeba brained brethren. This all could have been avoided if your banner was the little Jason voorhees looking characters from super Mario brothers 3. You dug your own graves now lay in it!

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Re: SoW delares war on the yoshis!
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2014, 01:38:23 pm »
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This is probably the best diplomacy thread in a long while.


This all could have been avoided if your banner was the little Jason voorhees looking characters from super Mario brothers 3.

Those guys were the best.
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Re: SoW delares war on the yoshis!
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2014, 07:00:15 pm »
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This is probably the best diplomacy thread in a long while.


Those guys were the best.


exactly jona, i find it offense
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Re: SoW delares war on the yoshis!
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2014, 07:03:49 pm »
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This is probably the best diplomacy thread in a long while.


Those guys were the best.
Those guys fucked my wife.
Terrible fucking names terrible fucking video game. character, stupid banner. You will be extinct like your amoeba brained brethren. This all could have been avoided if your banner was the little Jason voorhees looking characters from super Mario brothers 3. You dug your own graves now lay in it!

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Re: SoW delares war on the yoshis!
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2014, 09:20:49 pm »
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Those guys fucked my wife.

a female yoshi?
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Re: SoW delares war on the yoshis!
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2014, 09:32:02 pm »
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Those "guys" are called Shy Guys and are pretty much the sworn enemy of the Yoshi.

The Shy Guy invasion of Yoshi's Story was one of the most brutal events in Mario Land history. Luckily Yoshi were victorious in their  campaign and we're able to celebrate "Dee Apple" and commemorate it with song.

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Re: SoW delares war on the yoshis!
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2014, 10:34:34 pm »
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Those "guys" are called Shy Guys and are pretty much the sworn enemy of the Yoshi.

The Shy Guy invasion of Yoshi's Story was one of the most brutal events in Mario Land history. Luckily Yoshi were victorious in their  campaign and we're able to celebrate "Dee Apple" and commemorate it with song.

Oh, well idk if he was talking about those guys, since I don't think they appeared in mario 3. The guys I was thinking of I realized weren't in mario 3 either, they were from the gameboy game (super mario land 2 aka best mario game ever). They were literally just your average enemy dressed up in a hockey mask with a knife in its head, as seen below.

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After further research, they are actually called "J son," so you can go fuck yourself if you can find a BETTER jason vorhees reference. ;)
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Re: SoW delares war on the yoshis!
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2014, 11:10:33 pm »
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This is probably the best diplomacy thread in a long while.


Yes i think so

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Re: SoW delares war on the yoshis!
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2014, 11:46:06 pm »
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a female yoshi?

What kind of male would poop eggs anyways?
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Re: SoW delares war on the yoshis!
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2014, 12:34:23 am »
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What kind of male would poop eggs anyways?

Seahorses.