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Offline Olwen

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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2014, 05:17:30 pm »
+1
http://forum.melee.org/announcements/rise-and-shine-strategus-2014-starting-15th-february/

chadz got 117 not long ago

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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2014, 05:18:25 pm »
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I don't think I've ever seen a post get +75, no matter how cute the kitten in the gif. I think a few -75's around, at least.

Yeah, there won't be a +75...maybe highest should win instead.
Should still turn out some fun entries!

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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2014, 05:36:44 pm »
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I don't know how to say,

but I do really pray,

that one day you will,

realise that you're still,

the only one I adore,

I just need you more,

than you understand,

so please give me a hand;


I look in your eyes,

I tell you no lies,

I just have one shot,

it's all the hope i still got,

I am down on my knees,

Will you stay with me please?
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2014, 05:40:33 pm »
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nice one Switch

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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2014, 05:43:23 pm »
+1
Does racist poems get bonus points?
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2014, 05:44:28 pm »
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nice one Switch

would have been a bit better and easier with a bit more input regarding the plot, but i hope that one works :D
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2014, 05:49:39 pm »
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TURKS

Turkish Forum is invaded by Gnjus
Am I the only one who thinks he sucks?
Because he thinks we re all like Kapikulus
But this is completely ridiculous.
We always say, they re not representing all the Turks.
So if we tk you shouldn't report us.
If you deny to eat our kebab, you refuse
You will fear,regret and confuse
So lets put this lamb in a good use
Eating it will make you amuse
So come to cRPG and be friends with us
If you cant find me my nick is Kratos
But try to avoid tks or I will get furious
You will be knocked unconscious ...

I don't have someone to leave me so... :(
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2014, 06:12:14 pm »
+2
Today my heart is aching
For a girl that's far away
I would give anything to hold her
And any ransom I would pay
I find my mind just wanders
To a sandy barren hell
And pray that my loving thoughts
Find my Kesh safe and well
Each night before I go to bed
I look up to the skies
And the moon brings me comfort
As my tears brim in my eyes
Despite the miles between us
We still share the stars and sun
So I gaze upon them often
It helps me know we are still one
So as I lie down on my pillow
I close my eyes and think of you
Not only in my waking moments
But you are in all my dreams too
My gorgeous soldier
I love you with all my heart
And the hardest thing I've ever done
Is have to accept we had to part
But our love is so much stronger
Than any force I've ever known
In the short time we've been together
It's amazing how much it's grown
So until we are reunited
Please stay safe and strong
My heart is yours forever
With you is where it belongs
Think about me often
My gorgeous soldier
To wait for you forever
Is my battle plan
"In case of doubt, attack."
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2014, 06:20:56 pm »
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"One last cup of coffee?" she offered,
after punching the heart off my sleeve with her awful
yet sweet lack of grammar (Though it seems
I'm not one to speak, so I concede)

"Two sugar, one cream, and from the french press please,"
she listed her assistants to caffeine.
Two breasts, one smile, and to stay in bed awhile
is all the additives I need to make you see
that our grammatical imperfections,
subtle heat, and predilection
for the finer things in life like making love
are all we'll ever need. So why would you ever give that up?

"One last cup of coffee?" I'll never start my day the same,
"One sugar, two cream, and a bit of shame."

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Okay, I broke the rhyme scheme rule a little, but I liked the flow.
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2014, 06:24:03 pm »
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This piece is titled "FREE SPOOK"
 :!:


There once was a time where we were together.

When i was on your team I felt light as a feather.

A kuyak you wore with claymore in hand,

You were a finer leader than any in the land.

Your dashing good looks and stunning physique,

Would enter my mind and make my legs weak.

I remember the sadness I felt as you one day exclaimed,

"Unban me you fucks, for I was framed!

Badmins have twisted rules to make me look deplorable,

When all i ever wanted was for pubs to stop being horrible"

Just like that you were perma banned and walked off the stage,

Never again to assail new players in disgusting nerd rage.

At first I thought you might have deserved it, but now i see.

Please Spook Island, buy a new CD KEY and come back to me!


 :!:
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2014, 06:28:53 pm »
+3
I'm bringing my contribution to this, though I don't take part :)



I've been in love with you
Since the first day i knew
You went so deep in my heart
That nobody could tear us apart
 
I loved the feeling of holding you in my arms
You were such a beautiful dream, full of charms
I hope that together we will live much more
Because you are a woman worth fighting for
 
And I will keep this night forever in my mind
'Cause I cannot forget a woman of your kind
I will not let the stars you showed me fade away
 
Do not worry, for you I will always be there
Hold me tight, dream tenderly, no more nightmare
Together we can face what will happen today


Nice one chester btw ! :)
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2014, 06:52:02 pm »
+1
Autumn Leaves

OMG brilliant. If I could +1 I would.
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2014, 07:35:48 pm »
+10
I have always been a true romantic and had to enter a poem from the heart (or maybe somewhere else). Anyone easily offended read only the odd lines.

I see your face when I fall asleep,
Your dirty knickers still I keep,
I miss your smile in mornings still,
Shame you would'nt go on the pill,
I even got on with your dad and mum,
Sorry for "accidentally" sticking it up your bum,
I want to hold you and watch the telly,
Now thoughts of you end with spunk on belly,
I see the grass less green with you not here,
No more your mouth round my pork spear,
I smell your perfume and it makes me sigh,
You fucked like mad when we were high,
I want you to come back and stay forever,
Your sister again to fuck I will never.


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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2014, 09:04:37 pm »
+8
I had exactly one hour to read for class. So instead, I wrote this. Heed my words young friend. Heed my words.

Once there was a young lad, when the Earth was soft and new,
The days were long, the nights were short and wine as sweet as dew,
For 1,000 leagues as the crow flies, the vagabond so blind,
And 1,000 more as the fox runs, did seek, but did not find,
And if he had, this wayward son, would see her standing there,
Would draw a burning, naked breath, would drink the virgin air,   
And though she walked beside him and she thought to keep him near,
That spring it turned to winter and the winter months to years,
 
When I was a young lad, there were many things I knew,
But I seem to have forgot them all, every one, but you, 
I stare into the night and search for you my unwed bride,
But all I see reflected is my wounded, sinful pride.   
And as for you my kind young friend, there is yet time for thee,
Go outside and woo a lass, but leave your looms with me.   
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2014, 09:13:56 pm »
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you cut off her head
She can't leave you

After the chop
Get a mop
Clean up the mess
And get the blood off the dress

(May finish later)
You are a horrible human being clockwork.

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