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Offline darmaster

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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #30 on: April 15, 2014, 09:14:05 pm »
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Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream
I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been
To sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait and all will be revealed 
Hey you! out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me
Hey you! Standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles, can you feel me
Hey you! don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in without a fight.
Come on, although ya try to discredit
Ya still never edit
The needle, I'll thread it
Radically poetic




                                                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                                                 



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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2014, 09:42:57 pm »
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WARNING: this is a very sad tale, not for the faint of heart - we have all been there and some of us will not care to re-live the experience. Proceed with caution!


With you by my side I feel like hero,
I conquer all the lands of the 1 and the 0.

You give me the strength to make me endure,
even the vilest piles of video game manure.

Forget cav is OP and 2 handed stab shit,
you make even STR builds seem super fit.

Never mind AGI whores and archer bundle of sticks,
who cares about hybrids builds with crossbow in the mix?

But then, all of a sudden, you've gone away.
No valorous efforts to convince you to stay.

My heart is heavy, like laden with clay,
I'm slipping down into the poor peasant fray.

Like a cold wind blowing to extinguish my fire,
I quit but will never forget you - my multiplier.

For while the fire in the heart of a single Remnant still burns... can Stratia truly have fallen?

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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2014, 09:47:49 pm »
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my multiplier.

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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #33 on: April 15, 2014, 09:50:29 pm »
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I'm bringing my contribution to this, though I don't take part :)



I've been in love with you
Since the first day i knew
You went so deep in my heart
That nobody could tear us apart
 
I loved the feeling of holding you in my arms
You were such a beautiful dream, full of charms
I hope that together we will live much more
Because you are a woman worth fighting for
 
And I will keep this night forever in my mind
'Cause I cannot forget a woman of your kind
I will not let the stars you showed me fade away
 
Do not worry, for you I will always be there
Hold me tight, dream tenderly, no more nightmare
Together we can face what will happen today


Nice one chester btw ! :)

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I really hope Olwen copypasted that and didn't really write it or we have a new forum Emperor of Gay.
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2014, 09:52:03 pm »
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I really hope Olwen copypasted that and didn't really write it or we have a new forum Emperor of Gay.

Its pretty obvious- Olwen got hacked by some sentimental homosexual
I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
chadztime™

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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #35 on: April 15, 2014, 10:08:21 pm »
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No valorous efforts to convince you to stay.

that was nice :C
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2014, 10:14:40 pm »
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I get the feeling no post in here will reach 75 upvotes just due to lack of viewing of this thread.....

Does the person with the closest to that get the loom? Or?
I'm rock, nerf paper, scissors is fine. Welcome to c-RPG.

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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #37 on: April 15, 2014, 10:17:47 pm »
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For some reason, my account often gets hacked by fascists, putin cocksuckers, idiots ... and homosexuals

I'd make another game so that crpg players could write poems to the players they love the most maybe later, though you can post it here too.

Poetry is part of warband afterall, and if we keep doing good stuff as we've been doing so far i'm quite sure we can send this thread as a suggestion to bannerlord devs so they include our poems instead of their bs poetry to seduce women in warband


@applesauce, give it some time, it has only been on for few hours and some already have 15 votes, if after a week it is far from 75 i'll decrease the number of upvotes to reach

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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #38 on: April 15, 2014, 10:25:56 pm »
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Okay. Threw this together in about 5-10 minutes so it's probably as good as anything I've ever written.  :lol:

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  • Come back my dear
  • Do not fear
  • Give it time, you'll see
  • Our love's meant to be
  • Do not leave for another
  • Let me be your only lover
  • They may want you today
  • But tomorrow, who can say?
  • I will always hold you tightly
  • Do not take my words lightly
  • All I can offer is myself
  • Body, soul, and all my wealth
  • When you die I will follow
  • But if you leave, I go tomorrow
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #39 on: April 15, 2014, 10:30:27 pm »
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Wow no love for the poem I worked so hard on
You are a horrible human being clockwork.

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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #40 on: April 15, 2014, 10:58:53 pm »
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heavy armour,
is for bads.

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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #41 on: April 15, 2014, 11:02:57 pm »
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Whatever...
« Last Edit: April 18, 2014, 08:47:15 pm by Riddaren »

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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #42 on: April 15, 2014, 11:04:02 pm »
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Loom threads always gets the best out of our community
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #43 on: April 15, 2014, 11:08:57 pm »
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Loom threads always gets the best out of our community

its funny how even the (so we thought) most illiterate people of the community write fucking shakespeare's in hope to get looms
For all the non-believers, look no further than this thread for proof that while strat battles are won/lost in NA3/EU3, strat wars are won and lost on the forums.
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Re: Loomz to gain inside
« Reply #44 on: April 15, 2014, 11:29:54 pm »
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Yesterday evening i was at home,
Jerked my dick, up to the bone,
Opened the forum, saw the contest
Just after the Game Of Thrones' scene of incest

She told me, she wanted to break up
She added that i have to wake up
From a dream which i was seeing
I thought 'It aint over till the fat lady sing'

I hold her arms, wanted to shake her,
I told her the moments we shared together,
A little smile appeared on her lovely face
Two thousand miles surpassed on my hearth's surface

I convinced her, managed to cleanse our love's taint
Now give me my loompoint.