Loomz to gain inside

[Olwen]

How to win a lordly heraldic transtional armor: visitors can't see pics , please register or login


Roses are red, violets are blue, in order to win, show the poet in you



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The rules:
- to win it, you have to write and post here the best poem
- poem must be in 14 lines, no more, no less
- there must be rhymes at the end of two following lines
- the poem must be about preventing someone from leaving you because you love him/her
- it must be written by you, no copy/past
- first poem to reach 75 upvotes wins, if 2 poems are above 75 upvotes the one with the most votes wins
- any poem not respecting the rules is disqualified

PS: If a poem that doesn't respect the rules meets great success i'll consider giving 200k to its writter

[Xant]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
With a face like that,
You should be in a zoo

[San]

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Loom, you shall not leave
For my love for you
My +2 shirt you must weave

[Nihtgenga]

oh god, please don't tell me you want to use that on a woman 

[Joseph Porta]

Are you at ease
With me looking at your goods
I beg you please
Give me your looms

[IR_Kuoin]

I once had a horse

He loved using his pose

My Father said he was old

Made him into leather fold

Wore him into the cold

Once mine now sold

Father was upset

No maidens for him too wet

Above me is a foul mouth

But he lives in the south

My love for him can never be found

Like my poop it has drowned

A poem for a loom on a forum so big

I feel only like a slender twig

[Vibe]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the lord of a town called Ichamur

In west Calradia born and raised
On the battlefield where I spent most of my days
Riding out, murdering, slicing people all cool
And all whipping some peasants outside of the village
When a couple of bandits, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my father the king got scared
And said "Thou movest with thine auntie and uncle in Ichamur"

I whistled for a mount and when it came near the
horse tabard said "chivalrous" and had a steel plated armor

well you said 14 lines

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[Switchtense]

he also said every 2 lines must rhyme

can you guys read at all?

[Joseph Porta]

he also said every 2 lines must rhyme

can you guys read at all?

But who cares?

[San]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the lord of a town called Ichamur

In west Calradia born and raised
On the battlefield where I spent most of my days
Riding out, murdering, slicing people all cool
And all whipping some peasants outside of the village
When a couple of bandits, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my father the king got scared
And said "Thou movest with thine auntie and uncle in Ichamur"

I whistled for a mount and when it came near the
horse tabard said "chivalrous" and had a steel plated armor

well you said 14 lines

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 +1

[Olwen]

If a poem that doesn't respect the rules meets great success i'll consider giving 200k to its writter

[Vibe]

i dont care about the reward, i used this as an excuse to torture the people of crpg with my horrible poetry skills

[Tore]

Line 1
Line 2
Line 3
Line 4
Line 5
Line 6
Line 7
Line 8
Line 9
Line 10
Line 11
Line 12
Line 13
Give me looms

[Penitent]

Autumn Leaves

I heard the leaves in the wind today.
They rustled like jimmies.  They rustled and swayed.
It brought back a memory of when we were young.
I was hard as a rock then, and you were well hung.
We wrestled for dominance like restless young bucks
I was first pinned, but you were first ******.
At the climax of our playful embrace
You opened your mouth and made a strange face.
Instead of joyous moans escaping your mouth,
The autumn breeze was all that came out.
So on days like this, with the wind blowing high,
I remember with fondness your ecstasy's cry.
So I ask with sincerity, don't make like a tree
And leave.

[Oberyn]

I don't think I've ever seen a post get +75, no matter how cute the kitten in the gif. I think a few -75's around, at least.