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I need a Crpg Woman
« on: April 08, 2014, 05:55:25 pm »
The time has come to ask help from a female ewww!I have come of age to the point where my cheeks now sag to my neck. In other words i have a lot of city miles on me. i have to put all you gay bundle of stickss aside because i need a woman
Plz apply below :l
1) needs to know how to cook in this era
2)must cock my cock :)
3)Must feed my horses
4)Must undust my +3 Collection
5)Feed my +3 and +0 horses (including donkeys)



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Re: I need a Crpg Woman
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2014, 05:58:18 pm »
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Re: I need a Crpg Woman
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2014, 06:04:45 pm »
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Re: I need a Crpg Woman
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2014, 06:08:27 pm »
OMG LOL what r these all about? feed ur horses? ! cock ur cock? !! xD !!!  :oops:
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Re: I need a Crpg Woman
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2014, 06:11:08 pm »
Download some games by illusion, then you wont need spiteful 3d women any more.
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Re: I need a Crpg Woman
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2014, 06:14:37 pm »
Quote from: Tzar on April 08, 2014, 06:04:45 pm
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is that... a crpg woman these days?!
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Re: I need a Crpg Woman
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2014, 06:16:09 pm »
i show crpg my girlfriend she divorce me  say i am nerdshit now i am alone and cry

do not crpg it will be you !!  :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Re: I need a Crpg Woman
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2014, 06:20:26 pm »
Quote from: protox2k on April 08, 2014, 06:14:37 pm
is that... a crpg woman these days?!
gotta lub this ! :D
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Re: I need a Crpg Woman
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2014, 06:25:31 pm »
Quote from: Legs on April 08, 2014, 06:16:09 pm
i show crpg my girlfriend she divorce me  say i am nerdshit now i am alone and cry

do not crpg it will be you !!  :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

I'm so sorry to hear that legs :(. When women leave they always take a part of you..Unfortunately for you it was your whole upper body  :oops:
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Re: I need a Crpg Woman
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2014, 06:28:30 pm »
Quote from: protox2k on April 08, 2014, 06:25:31 pm
When women leave they always take a part of you..Unfortunately for you it was your whole upper body  :oops:

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Re: I need a Crpg Woman
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2014, 06:44:48 pm »
Here are two of cRpg's finest women, not only strong and independent but also incredibly attractive. Patoson can be found mainly on EU_7 Seducing the many different waves of bots, where as Panos can be found on EU_1 where he can be seen insulting a wide variety of players when he really wants nothing more than to get in their pants

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Re: I need a Crpg Woman
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2014, 06:56:49 pm »
Panos i hear he fights like a man. I like me a women who races me on growing the longest beard :D

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Re: I need a Crpg Woman
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2014, 10:32:12 pm »
Quote from: Legs on April 08, 2014, 06:16:09 pm
i show crpg my girlfriend she divorce me  say i am nerdshit now i am alone and cry

do not crpg it will be you !!  :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
As you see girlfriends go but cRPG stays  :mrgreen:
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Re: I need a Crpg Woman
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2014, 11:43:40 pm »
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