WoM/Astralis War - The Grandmaster's Narrow Escape from the Astralis Barbarians

[Soldier_of_God]

Well expect derpg'ers to cock up a roleplay. on that note, if you have any ethiopian midget orphans i will buy them, then force them to put plates in a cupboard without a ladder. no candy for you, no candy for you.

by the way, anders is our resident penis head, dont take him all that seriously.

[Sandersson Jankins]

Also, who was the third faction?

Figured that HoC was supporting you guys. Did not feel that WoM was capable of stacking 2k in a village as early as they did, and I heard from more than a couple sources that HoC was at least nominally supporting WoM, if not both of you.

I don't consider this confirmed fact, just what I deduced.

[Lt_Anders]

Well expect derpg'ers to cock up a roleplay. on that note, if you have any ethiopian midget orphans i will buy them, then force them to put plates in a cupboard without a ladder. no candy for you, no candy for you.

by the way, anders is our resident penis head, dont take him all that seriously.

All bow to the PENIS LORD, EDWARD!

[Keshian]

You should visit our ts and you'll get plenty of drunk Curtis 

Hard rice that is an awesome gif, hilarious.

[HardRice]

Figured that HoC was supporting you guys. Did not feel that WoM was capable of stacking 2k in a village as early as they did, and I heard from more than a couple sources that HoC was at least nominally supporting WoM, if not both of you.

I don't consider this confirmed fact, just what I deduced.

They actually did do that all on their own, the first week they had like 1400 troops in Jelbegi and we were shitting our pants wonder how the fuck they pulled that off.

[Lt_Anders]

Hard rice that is an awesome gif, hilarious.

IKR? I was laughing my ass off at it for like a good minute. Which is pretty good considering that I don't laugh at things often.

[Garem]

Oh, that makes sense. HoC is only a few guys. Eisnar, Ermax, Jona, and I think BoneSaw? I consider them part of WoM - I think they do, too.

[HardRice]

IKR? I was laughing my ass off at it for like a good minute. Which is pretty good considering that I don't laugh at things often.

Hard rice that is an awesome gif, hilarious.

Carthan posted it on the forums and I had to put it in my sig, it was too damn funny to forget. 

[Life]

that chubby gay dude at the end though.  didnt go as planned..

[Sasuko]

Hard rice that is an awesome gif, hilarious.

I couldn't stop laughing either :3

[Balikar]

I keep clicking on this thread to see that Gif...

[xOps]

What do you deduce happens next Sanders? Maybe forsake Daruvian scum while you can.....

[Sandersson Jankins]

What do you deduce happens next Sanders? Maybe forsake Daruvian scum while you can.....

Oh, is that why AoW is attacking us?

[HappyPhantom]

I'm daring to head north to buy some equipment, plz don't hurt me.

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[Sharpe]

I'm daring to head north to buy some equipment, plz don't hurt me.

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Why would we ever do that?

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For the longest time I thought Haddaway was a white guy.