Humans are sick fucks

[LordBerenger]

How does someone that just eat several pellets at a couple hundred meters per second survive 1.72 minutes ?

At first i read it as seconds and then i saw it was minutes and was like...wtf...probably fake.

[Havoco]

Hmmm, I use half of these in bed...

[Tot.]

How does someone that just eat several pellets at a couple hundred meters per second survive 1.72 minutes ?

He doesn't. However the guy who botched the job, blew portion of his head and brain off and lived in coma for the next 15 years just to eventually die skewes the statistic.

BTW. Top spot on that list most definitely should be burning. The list is also generally missing tons of interesting stuff like flaying, that chinese gradual filleting torture and execution method, bathing in boiling oil, various ways of killing people by causing a non-fatal wound and infecting it with larvae of parasites etc.

[Brrrak]

The tub sounds a lot like the Achaemenid practice of the boats, reserved for pretenders to the Emperor's seat.

[WITCHCRAFT]

The tub sounds a lot like the Achaemenid practice of the boats, reserved for pretenders to the Emperor's seat.

Scaphism is my #1 way I don't want to die.

It's like a sky burial, except they start it before you've died. And it's bugs instead of vultures.

[Clockworkkiller]

You know how I don't wanna die?

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any way that isn't a on a bed when I'm a old old man

[Brrrak]

You know how I don't wanna die?

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any way that isn't a on a bed when I'm a old old man

Amen.

[Armpit_Sweat]

You know how I don't wanna die?

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any way that isn't a on a bed when I'm a old old man

Amen.

Meah... I will die fighting aliens, like Will Smith in Independence Day.
 
I want to be mummified like our Great Leader, Chairman of the Council of People's Commissars - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin! So people would come to my sarcophagus for thousands of years, to lay flowers and thank me for their bright future! They would shiver in mystical horror, overwhelmed by being so close to remains of their idol! Good peoples around the world would name their firstborns in my honor, and have my framed picture above their bads, to show loyalty and proper devotion. The greatest city of Marsian colony - Armpitogorsk, an architectural marvel of it's time, will be home to the tallest statue in the known universe: A 1000 meter penis made of solid gold, with my biography engraved on it's shaft. Pilgrims from Uranus would not wash or shave their armpits for the entire duration of their journey to the Great Penis of Mars, as a sign of a complete and utter submission.

[LordBerenger]

If i were able to pick my own death (that's not the die old and sick on a bed) i'd choose to die by freezing to death in an extreme cold weather with as thin clothes as possible.

[Kafein]

If i were able to pick my own death (that's not the die old and sick on a bed) i'd choose to die by freezing to death in an extreme cold weather with as thin clothes as possible.

Good choice, dying of cold is actually quite painless, you just fall asleep

[LordBerenger]

Good choice, dying of cold is actually quite painless, you just fall asleep

It always seemed like the most peaceful death somewhat. I hate living in cold wintery places but it seems like the perfect place to die at.

[Varadin]

I love that number 1. burning someone while he is in that Bull statue , so epic and scary