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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2014, 05:41:30 pm »
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Well, supposedly a guillotine does not mean instant death either. I heard it somewhere that, after being guillotined, the head would still be "alive" for like a second or two - which explained the grimaces the severed heads would assume.

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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2014, 05:49:08 pm »
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Well, supposedly a guillotine does not mean instant death either. I heard it somewhere that, after being guillotined, the head would still be "alive" for like a second or two - which explained the grimaces the severed heads would assume.
well this might be the case. but the same goes for the rope. And don't even start thinking about the chair... some have to go through the procedure twice. The lethal injection seems to be ok accept for the fact that you get strapped to a table. This is not the posture a man is supposed to die in.
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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2014, 05:55:14 pm »
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Kinda offtopic but fun fact: Genghis Khan is considered the greatest enviromentalist ever, his mongoloid hordes killed 40 million peoples, which turns out to 11% of the world population at that time, this turned farmlands across asia and europe into forests and these forests got rid of 700 million tons of CO2. 

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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2014, 06:31:44 pm »
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I'm not even sure why i did this, but i guess it was just weed escaping from my body:

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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2014, 06:54:38 pm »
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Found the penis.


40 million people sounds like a gross exaggeration. Also Daily Mail, therefore your argument is invalid.

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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2014, 07:05:12 pm »
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Dat fucking saw torturee

Word that is gruesome
I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2014, 07:07:28 pm »
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Found the penis.


40 million people sounds like a gross exaggeration. Also Daily Mail, therefore your argument is invalid.
NO U, i have valid historical data and proof in the form of a youtube video made by nobel prize winning historians ( not that ancient aliens guy!)
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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2014, 07:11:53 pm »
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Just take a pistol/rifle and shoot yourself in the head. Instant death. And no i don't expect one to survive and have the bullet in your head that has happened in extreme few and rare cases.
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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2014, 08:35:09 pm »
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They need to replace the guillotine with waterboarding

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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2014, 09:19:42 pm »
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The judas chair looks ergonomic.

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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2014, 09:21:05 pm »
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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2014, 09:39:18 pm »
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Dunno where the numbers came from though, especially how you would go about measuring "agony".
And how!

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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2014, 10:54:41 pm »
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Dunno where the numbers came from though, especially how you would go about measuring "agony".

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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2014, 11:08:07 pm »
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Dunno where the numbers came from though, especially how you would go about measuring "agony".

Probably by asking the survivors.

Also, statistics severely skewed by morons not being able to follow procedure (obvious from cutting wrists entry).
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Re: Humans are sick fucks
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2014, 11:09:44 pm »
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How does someone that just eat several pellets at a couple hundred meters per second survive 1.72 minutes ?