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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2014, 06:21:02 pm »
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2014, 06:32:25 pm »
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LOL typical crpg , bunch of people talking shit they know nothing about hahaha

If their is one amazing thing Japan does, its over hyping their POS junk to silly Americans

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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2014, 06:34:01 pm »
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2014, 06:34:32 pm »
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Well ...

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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2014, 06:39:58 pm »
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Take the Samurai for example, so much hype and myths surrounding the "Samurai", and the Japanese helped propel a lot of these myths during WWII to make their citizens more willing to fight and die for their country.

It'd be like scholars 1000 years from now, looking back at my high schools' honor code and thinking that all the kids of the day were never late for class, never tried smoking or alcohol (or other harder drugs), and always did their homework. 

Also LOL at Gunnery Sgt trying to use a sword, he just hacks with it, and doesn't "draw" (slice) when he cuts.  They're swords, not axes.  I hope Lamerina is just joking with that video.

http://thegoldeneggs.wordpress.com/2009/11/26/the-samurai-myth-versus-reality/

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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2014, 07:46:17 pm »
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My Trident that was personally blessed by the true god Poseidon ripped through a weebos katana last night and then their soul. I was obviously drunk.
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2014, 08:09:24 pm »
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Well ...



I seen that video before. You dont take it seriously, do you?
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2014, 08:15:57 pm »
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Katanas do fuck all versus metal armours, as much use as a stick of wet celery.

Loads of demos out there, the one from Dealiest Warrior was hilarious due to look of disappointment on the modern Samurais face when he couldnt even scratch the armour.

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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2014, 08:20:28 pm »
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When I was a kid, some other kid told me a similar thing. In his version, a katana had to decapitate a horse in one slash to be deemed an eligible work. I think the bullshit about katanas floating around will never end.

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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2014, 08:23:02 pm »
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Katanas do fuck all versus metal armours, as much use as a stick of wet celery.

Loads of demos out there, the one from Dealiest Warrior was hilarious due to look of disappointment on the modern Samurais face when he couldnt even scratch the armour.

yeah the viking chain mail pretty much stopped that sword in its tracks :P afaik samurais didn't even use katanas that often in battle afaik they used polearms and horse my old friendchery. 
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2014, 09:23:45 pm »
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LOL. I am so glad someone got all these quotes. That conversation went on for HOURS. There was plenty of Gold to be had there.
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2014, 09:34:47 pm »
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I will just put this here ...


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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2014, 09:43:10 pm »
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Well ...

Guy talks about that exact show :D


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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2014, 12:46:19 am »
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That debate was hilarious in-game. Text was flying through the chat window so fast that it was impossible to read it all and actually play.
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2014, 01:49:01 am »
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Think those two videos compliment each other well.
Clearly, what you gain in strength and stiffness, you pay for in length with the katana.

Buff katana thrust 2014.

(Also to compensate a bit for the 1h thrusts these days..)
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