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Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« on: January 08, 2014, 08:55:40 am »
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A semi-heated katana debate on Na1 earlier tonight - thought I'd share some of my favorite lines.


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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2014, 09:04:36 am »
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There was a ton of glorious stuff happening all night.

And now the scribes have taken it down to be recorded for posterity's sake.

so.. basically..

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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2014, 09:07:11 am »
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You know they did actually used to test a katana by cutting through the neck of a peasant. To prove to the potential user that it could in fact cut through human neck. There was quite the uproar when the government mandated that a bamboo standard be introduced instead.
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2014, 09:09:55 am »
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2014, 09:10:49 am »
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2014, 10:11:46 am »
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"Wrong. As an expert on superior Japanese history and culture, I can tell you that the katana is the greatest weapon on earth. The blade is folded over 500,000,000 times, allowing the noble bushido samurai warrior to cut through 10 feet of solid steel with a single swing.
Perhaps you should educate yourself by watching some of the superior Japanese animation, also known as anime. This highly sophisticated artform is a reliable source of accurate historical information. It's also where I met my waifu."

Can't argue the facts.
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2014, 10:14:21 am »
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Waiting for the resident eurocentrics to jump on this thread :cough Paul:
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2014, 10:19:30 am »
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Who cares. Just get a M16 Assault Rifle
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2014, 11:56:09 am »
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Our 2h heroes with Greadswords are much more Anime than the Katana users in this mod..  nvm im outta here!
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2014, 12:36:56 pm »
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2014, 12:50:50 pm »
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2014, 01:33:26 pm »
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weaboo katana samurai bestest warriors ever vs everyone else round 54 go!
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2014, 05:04:54 pm »
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Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on January 08, 2014, 09:10:49 am
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So that's how sword cuts work?  They're not axes and they aren't cleaving weapons, you're supposed to pull as you bring the sword down, not straight up bash things with it  :lol:
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2014, 06:16:56 pm »
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I ate a katana once
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Re: Classic Katana Debate - Some Favorite Quotes
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2014, 06:20:47 pm »
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Quote from: Jack1 on January 08, 2014, 06:16:56 pm
I ate a katana once

like, with a fork... yeah


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