Has everyone in the states gotten to use Obama's new burger insurance program yet?
If you meet certain requirements for income, religious affiliation, and weight, you're entitled to $25/week worth of burger vouchers that can be redeemed at either Mcdonalds™ or Burger King™ so you can fulfill your daily burger requirements, as set forth by our constitution.
I was really hoping my state would secede from the union after the whole Obamacare thing, but after this new burger insurance, my opinion of the current administration has really done a 180!
Thanks, Obama!