EU vs NA , Funny pics, good thread is bad

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

inb4 "Top 10 NA/EU Polearm Players" thread is created

Can we do top 10 NA/EU cav players instead so I can actually make the list? There is literally no other way I could make a list. The only time I played polearm was a gen of pure strength long maul just because it was hilariously overpowered before the agility buffs.

[Rumblood]

One thing i prefer about EU to NA is i notice NA uses the knockdown-hit on floor-kick-hit again, tactic way more than EU, for 2 free hits and chain stagger - potentially knocking down a second time for unlimited swings. It's just a cheap tactic, quite literally kicking someone when they're down xD

NA players also know how to roll away to avoid this cheap tactic 

[dynamike]

half-ounce latte

Fuck I do miss good coffee... the piss they have here can't be called such. And don't even get me started on American "Beer"...

RAMZA! 

Don't forget Sandy IMO.

e.g. Devilize, Rohypnol, Hobb, Daruvian IMO

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[Sari]

What bloody planet do you live on man.

Not on Earth for sure

NA players also know how to roll away to avoid this cheap tactic 

I forget to roll when I'm down or don't roll at the right time then I'm like "CRAP!"

[ROHYPNOL]

Can we do top 10 NA/EU cav players instead so I can actually make the list? There is literally no other way I could make a list. The only time I played polearm was a gen of pure strength long maul just because it was hilariously overpowered before the agility buffs.

Can we do a top 10 of every build and just put my name at the top of every build? You all fucking suck, NA/EU, all of you!

[Scervo]

Actually we have some really good ones like Relit, Bonsai, Tanken, etc. It's just that none of them play very often

Don't forget yourself, Canuck =P

And I would agree Rohypnol probably is the best player i've seen at several classes (I dunno EU players though so can't compare to eu)

[Kadeth]

Take note of my score and Porthos' score:

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We all know who the real NA ping hero is

[Teeth]

Only true pro with longspear is Craftybadger, others are either abusers of broken mechanics (Teeth and the likes) or a little bit worse.

Hah, Craftybadger roflcopter spinned, jumped around and floorstabbed like a motherfucker. Don't see how that wasn't abuse and using up down stabs is.

[Gurnisson]

Zotte was my inspiration to first try out the long spear. I saw him stab a poor guy on the opposite side of a fence by curving his weapon over it, and then dragging it down in his face. That's the most abusive form of piking, in my opinion.

[Strudog]

tbh i would like to see the longspear to get nerfed again, it was a lot of fun when only a few were good with it, I.e Gurnisson, Teeth, etc., now their are too many try hards.

Pike is ok when you don't have any support

You will see me using it again in Melee

[Strudog]

Too true... i only ever remember that roll exists at the moment i'm already eating concrete and anticipating the kind kick that awaits me as i try to stand.

I love rolling its sometimes really satisfying, sometimes i run in front of my own teams cav just to get a kick out of it.

[BlindGuy]

- Recently i went to South Africa and transitioned from NA to EU. Things that i notice since playing on EU.

EU1
- No one shit talks in EU_1 like in NA_1
-     They do not use the term rekt
-     Most EU mele players are not very good  except for like 6%, the rest are very good shielders, range, and 2h/pole.
-     Range is actually decent in EU, way more accurate players than NA

Best/funniest EU players in my opinion
Best 2h
- Bjord, apsod

Best 1h
- Burak or the guy who uses elite scimy and kuyak forgot his name

Best ranged
- Hood, Baggee, steeveee maybe some others im forgetting

Best Leecher
- Conan Knight Who says BULLSHIT

Best polearm users
- Teeth, panos gay spam, KUIwon

Funniest EU player
- HESKEYTIME

o MAN your funny.

Wrong on all counts, but funny nonetheless

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[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

So I'm doing research on EU_1 by taking a mission trip there, and so far I have discovered the following things:

1. Every single player is either ranged or polearm, no exceptions.

2. There is twice as much cavalry as in NA.

3. There is twice as much ranged cavalry as in NA.

4. Everyone constantly types either "" or "xD".

[Fuma Kotaro]

You didnt even see the duck quacking in That Time You missed sth :3