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Offline Dragonhearted

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Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« on: December 20, 2013, 08:40:56 pm »
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I've been fighting with mw longsword, and I SUCK at it. I am so terrible I'm equivalent to HoC. I was getting decent kills with my crossbowman 1h and my 1h shielder. And I was mediocre at polearming 2h. I've been very disappointed (Fucking pissed) by this 2h, and the fact that I put my loom points into it, now I have none.

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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2013, 09:09:41 pm »
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Your computer performance or ping might cause lags so you won't be able to block at the true time
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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2013, 09:10:29 pm »
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I dunno ask panos :D
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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2013, 10:12:00 pm »
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Because this game takes much more time to learn and master than any other game. Just be patient, practice as much as you can (especially in EU_3) and you will improve.

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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2013, 10:19:46 pm »
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Maybe if you didn't shove so much dick up your asshole you might actually be useful
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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2013, 11:41:46 pm »
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Short/fast 2Hers aren't good for beginners/people who don't know how to face hug and block well. If you want to be a spam 2H hero the easiest route is to start with a long, hard hitting greatsword like the Highland Claymore, etc. In this game reach is probably the easiest thing to use to your advantage. Once you become decent at blocking and footwork with the bigger swords, going back to the longsword will be like flying a jet.
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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2013, 12:32:58 am »
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I've been fighting with mw longsword, and I SUCK at it. I am so terrible I'm equivalent to HoC. I was getting decent kills with my crossbowman 1h and my 1h shielder. And I was mediocre at polearming 2h. I've been very disappointed (Fucking pissed) by this 2h, and the fact that I put my loom points into it, now I have none.

Do you have down syndrome??

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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2013, 01:01:14 am »
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Once you become decent at blocking and footwork with the bigger swords, going back to the longsword will be like flying a jet.
yes, because flying a jet is so easy right? what the shit man xD.
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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2013, 01:53:21 am »
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yes, because flying a jet is so easy right? what the shit man xD.

Clearly you haven't played Warthunder :P
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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2013, 03:41:36 am »
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if only you had said it's as easy as playing warthunder
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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2013, 10:23:59 am »
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At least he didn't mention rocket surgery.

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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2013, 02:28:10 pm »
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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2013, 03:24:54 pm »
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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2013, 06:34:57 pm »
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Because this game takes much more time to learn and master than any other game. Just be patient, practice as much as you can (especially in EU_3) and you will improve.
That's it! You can't think you are as good with 100 ingame hours as a person (mosz of us) with a few thousands of hours. Of course we do have more experience and skill in this case. Work hard, train hard, be patient and keep playing and you will improve, no matter whether your ping is good or not.
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Re: Why do I suck so bad at 2h?
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2013, 08:47:45 pm »
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I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
BUT IM MORE HORRIFIED OF A MOD
I NO LONGER RECOGNIZE