NA STRATEGUS 4 REPORT CARDS

[MURDERTRON]

Astralis:
AFK leaders, yet refuses to select new Strat leaders.  Always cried that the surrounding Hospitallers would rape them into the ground if they ever did anything that went slightly against them.   Didn't do shit all strat.
Grade: F

The Central Confederacy/Funbutler
Attacked FCC and then gave up.  Fought Acre, then stopped fighting Acre, then fought Acre again.  Also fought FCC again, and gave up again.
Grade: D

Free Companies of Calradia
Terrible diplomacy, but very active faction.  Probably took the most castle and cities.  But seriously, terrible diplomacy.  You know who I'm talking about.
Grade: B+

Free Peasants of Fisdnar
Got raped by Jesus, then attacked some crap in EU that no one cares about.
Grade: C-

KUTT
Got wiped due to massive stupidity within a weeks time.  Also didn't show up to a lot of their own fights.
Grade: D

Lost Legion
Poured tons of CRPG gold into being an annoying mosquito against FCC.  Also got their troops capped multiple times.
Grade: D-

Hospitaller
Somehow they won Strat 3 and then turned into one of the most inept factions.  Never backed up any of their allies and generally did jack shit.  Somehow they were also always poor.
Grade: D

Chaos
Never did shit, only held on to their last fief because its impossible to take.
Grade: D-

Warriors of the First Age
Bought a lot of fiefs, just to lose them right before Strat died.
Grade: D

Sovereign Kingdom of Third RL
Bought a lot of fiefs, only to lose a lot of them and teamwound ALL THE TIME.
Grade: D

The Kingdom of Veluca
Consistently fought to stalemates, yet talked so much shit on the forums.
Grade: C-

Les Chevaliers Occitans
Consistently fought to stalemates, yet made so many threats.  Mostly depended on fear for diplomacy.  Also took a bunch of fiefs from HOC retard babies.
Grade: C+

Fuck It Dude Let's Go Bowling
Multi-accounting scum, did nothing for a long time and then got wiped.
Grade: D

THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING
Completely dupe bug/other developer oversight fueled faction, yet still managed to lose some battles.  Then complained about 40~ hour work weeks.  Still did a good amount of attacks during the time they existed.
Grade: B-

Hounds of Chulainn
Bad mercs, including a guy who would just hang out in battles with his shield up with 1000 points and 1-30 score.  Were pretty diligent about strat clicking, and then went full retard.
Grade: D-

Remnants
Schizophrenic strat faction with possible bipolar disorder.  Almost won a battle with only cudgels.
Grade: C-

Murder Boner
Lost a lot of troops to upkeep.  Stalemated and gave up, multiple times.  Had out dated gear patch-wise near the end of strat
Grade:  D

Anders
Weak Chin
Grade: F

Gmnotutoo's Kawaii Desu Desu Ninja Schoolgirl Death Squad Something Something
WHAT?
Grade: S

BIRD CLAN
B is for Bird
Grade: B

Who am I missing?

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

WPB is missing and is deeply offended and hurt.

[MURDERTRON]

You existed for 3 days, pointlessly raided and empty village, then attacked it.  Also I feel like you're using Artyem's developer oversight money to fund everything, but I can't prove it.  Now, your only real battles have only happened since the deadline was announced.

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

You existed for 3 days, pointlessly raided and empty village, then attacked it.  Also I feel like you're using Artyem's developer oversight money to fund everything, but I can't prove it.  Now, your only real battles have only happened since the deadline was announced.

I take that as an A+

[WITCHCRAFT]

What about no (autistic) child left behind? You are ruining Calradia's school systems...

[Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo]

I'm going to have to start taking screenies of HoC mercs consistently topping scoreboards

[Smoothrich]

I'm going to have to start taking screenies of HoC mercs consistently topping scoreboards

lmao

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

It should be noted that the only armies equipped with gear that was the result of bugs were the attacks on New Almerra Castle. All the other ones were gold from Semen Storm and Malgalad trading. So like 90% of my battles were using the economy system, not gear bugs.

Also, I call bias. FCC deserves a lower grade because:

A.) Keshian
B.) Months of stalemate because they camped their castles with the most troops NA.

[MURDERTRON]

It should be noted that the only armies equipped with gear that was the result of bugs were the attacks on New Almerra Castle. All the other ones were gold from Semen Storm and Malgalad trading. So like 90% of my battles were using the economy system, not gear bugs.

Also, I call bias. FCC deserves a lower grade because:

A.) Keshian
B.) Months of stalemate because they camped their castles with the most troops NA.

Artyem windfalling 400 million silver is actually worse than the bugs, if you think about it.  I'm not saying he's at fault, but you and me both know what happened and where you got your money.

As far as FCC goes, their period of stalemate is still much better than everyone else' periods of complete inactivity.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

No but for real the only duped armies I ever had were the ones that attacked Almerra. The others were with fair gold.

[Nightingale]

KUTT
Got wiped due to massive stupidity within a weeks time.  Also didn't show up to a lot of their own fights.
Grade: D

I guess that happens when FCC, Remnant, and Fallen, Teutonics, and Dracul team up against a faction in early strat. Not saying KUTT couldn't have done better, but given the circumstances I think we did pretty well.

Free Peasants of Fisdnar
Got raped by Jesus, then attacked some crap in EU that no one cares about.
Grade: C-

I care!!!

Chaos
Never did shit, only held on to their last fief because its impossible to take.
Grade: D-

No one in chaos really cared for strat much you can't force people to come together and play something they don't necessarily want any part of... Canary attempted and only had help from like 1-3 people at most. I guess on the brighter side we passed? sorta.

You missed me on your grading scale, I deserve my own spot obviously! Not really but worth a shot I guess.

[Bronto]

You are such an asshole dude. The bans happened at the beginning of strat. You even helped us at that time because you thought it was unfair of us to get banned. Remember that? Or did I just ruin your street cred? Furthermore we were accused of account sharing (got unbanned because we didnt know we broke any rules and gained absolutely nothing from it go reread the global ban section) and if you'd paid attention we did our fair share of banditing this round. Also, we gave you a channel in our TS that we had to take away because you weren't even mature enough to handle that. Are you holding a grudge over what exactly? Get over it and find something else you can accuse us of. Your post of report cards, a poor attempt at humor, isn't going to make you many friends next round.

[Kirbyy]

Oh! Oh! Malta! We were there with 1 fief like a year ago, got wiped by TKoV and hounds of chulainn, then wiped out by Frisia, then we came back with a 2 man faction and got two fiefs in one week.  A++

[Jack1]

It's hard to point out were any of that isn't bias.

[HardRice]

Fpf deserves a better grade.

CC actually did stuff, deserve at least a C

You used duped gear as well, btw. Please stop fucking whining about the gobbs.

Kutt put up a damn good fight, give them a B

Fuck off with bashing fidlgb, they did do shit, even came back from being wiped.

Hosperglers I can't comment on.

FCC I can't comment on either, as I am in it and therefore biased.

LCO fucking scary, at least a B.

The rest I cannot comment on or forget about. Regardless, this is one of the most biased posts ever.