THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN

[Artyem]

HoC is gonna get space jammed

[Dach]

They say a picture is worth 1000 words...

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Funny I tried that for Astralis.... for the 12 weeks periods... no result... 

[Little Lord Lollipop]

Funny I tried that for Astralis.... for the 12 weeks periods... no result... 

He's actually a GOBBLIN now. GG WP
but yeah wtf Asstrails?

ATTS most active strat faction. Many battles. TOO MUCH XP

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

I will be at work tomorrow, so I won't get to see any of the battle or it's outcome. Anyone want to record it for me?

[Phantasmal]

Funny I tried that for Astralis.... for the 12 weeks periods... no result... 

Which is why I joined the GOBBLIN horde when it first started.

[Sandersson Jankins]

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http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5842

FOR TOO LONG THE BASTARDS KNOWN AS HOC HAVE COUNTED UPON OUTDATED, BROKEN AS FUCK RULES TO ALLOW THEIR CONTINUED EXISTENCE ON STRATEGUS. THE 1/3 RULE. UNBREAKABLE WOODEN WALLS. ALL THAT SHIT.

NOW IT IS TIME TO USHER IN A NEW ERA ON THE STRATEGUS MAP. THE GOBBLIN KING SHALL BE THE MUSICIAN OF A NEW AGE, AND YOU MERCENARIES SHALL BE MY NERD INSTRUMENTS.

SIGN UP FOR THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING TO DESTROY ALMERRA CASTLE AND SHOW NA STRATEGUS THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE GOBBLIN KING, AND THAT NO MAN FUCKING SHIT SHALL BE ALLOWED TO CAMP A CASTLE WITH THOUSANDS OF TICKETS AFK ANYMORE. WE SHALL DISPENSE GOBBLIN STREET JUSTICE. JOIN US IN THIS FIGHT.

THE FIRST AND SECOND PERFORMERS IN THE AREAS OF TOP KILLS, TOP KDR, AND TOP SCORE SHALL BE PAID 75K OR 25K DEPENDING ON IF THEY ARE FIRST OR SECOND.
THE RANGED PLAYER WITH THE MOST KILLS SHALL BE PAID 50K.

THE AGE OF MAN IS OVER.
 THE TIME OF THE GOBBLIN HAS BEGUN.

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[BoneSaw]

I think what Daruvian is saying is that you're only as good as your last victory.  So... like January??

Nasal fart

[Phantasmal]

Top Score - Firebus (75k)
2nd place - Brick (25k)

Top kills - Firebus (75k)
2nd place - Jack1 (25k)

Top K/D - Segd (75k)
2nd place - San (25k)

Top ranged - Segd (50k)

Totals: Firebus (150k), Brick (25k), Jack1 (25k), Segd (125k), San (25k).
Put up stones for these amounts and I will get to them later in the night.

[Phantasmal]

Website is horrible. Double post by mistake.

[Chosen1]

wow nerds need to pay people to do good

[Segd]

I'm always glad to fight for our good NA friend Gobblin King 

Current build 
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[Dirty_Mofo]

wow nerds need to pay people to do good

Whereas no amount of gold will ever make HoC good.

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Love you, HoC.

[Hoppster]

jesus u know how to spend crpg gold dont u

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Shame I couldn't be at the battle. My hubris already has me convinced that if I was there instead of at work that victory would have been certain.

Regardless, congratulations to HoC for coming out of the siege alive. I think the great portion of the community is honestly surprised.

I have a fucking headache. Serving people at a deli for 7 hours and making fucking shitty fucking damn fried chicken over and over and over is fucking killing my soul. I wish I could have seen this very important battle and been a part of it.

At least I can take solace in eating a burger and beating off tonight.

Fuck.

[Lt_Anders]

I have a fucking headache. Serving people at a deli for 7 hours and making fucking shitty fucking damn fried chicken over and over and over is fucking killing my soul. I wish I could have seen this very important battle and been a part of it.

Sounds like the guys at my local Publix Deli.