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Offline GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER

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THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« on: November 19, 2013, 01:16:26 am »
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FOR TOO LONG THE BASTARDS KNOWN AS HOC HAVE COUNTED UPON OUTDATED, BROKEN AS FUCK RULES TO ALLOW THEIR CONTINUED EXISTENCE ON STRATEGUS. THE 1/3 RULE. UNBREAKABLE WOODEN WALLS. ALL THAT SHIT.

NOW IT IS TIME TO USHER IN A NEW ERA ON THE STRATEGUS MAP. THE GOBBLIN KING SHALL BE THE MUSICIAN OF A NEW AGE, AND YOU MERCENARIES SHALL BE MY NERD INSTRUMENTS.

SIGN UP FOR THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING TO DESTROY ALMERRA CASTLE AND SHOW NA STRATEGUS THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE GOBBLIN KING, AND THAT NO MAN FUCKING SHIT SHALL BE ALLOWED TO CAMP A CASTLE WITH THOUSANDS OF TICKETS AFK ANYMORE. WE SHALL DISPENSE GOBBLIN STREET JUSTICE. JOIN US IN THIS FIGHT.

THE FIRST AND SECOND PERFORMERS IN THE AREAS OF TOP KILLS, TOP KDR, AND TOP SCORE SHALL BE PAID 75K OR 25K DEPENDING ON IF THEY ARE FIRST OR SECOND.
THE RANGED PLAYER WITH THE MOST KILLS SHALL BE PAID 50K.


THE AGE OF MAN IS OVER.
 THE TIME OF THE GOBBLIN HAS BEGUN.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2013, 01:26:38 am by GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER »

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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2013, 01:17:41 am »
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gobblin dicks 
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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2013, 01:25:04 am »
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#davidbowiediditfirst

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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2013, 01:25:16 am »
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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2013, 01:25:38 am »
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YOU SUCK AT LINKING BATTLES YOU UNEDUCATED SMELLY FIEND!
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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2013, 01:55:49 am »
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KILL THE BASTARDS
BRD BRD BRD, BRD is the word!

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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2013, 02:01:56 am »
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FUCK YES!!!
I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
BUT IM MORE HORRIFIED OF A MOD
I NO LONGER RECOGNIZE

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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2013, 02:19:01 am »
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shit gunna git real!

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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2013, 05:06:26 am »
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About damn time.


And before you shitpost, first read into what afk means, pls and ty.
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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2013, 05:09:56 am »
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About damn time.


And before you shitpost, first read into what afk means, pls and ty.

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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2013, 05:14:14 am »
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Yes, and if you search 3 weeks, you will find 6 battles, all in one week. Afk =/= slow moving. We are a small clan, we take time to recover from losses and build armies and move around the map when our only active members are in EU.
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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2013, 05:17:12 am »
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I smell overly large amounts of Exp on it's way.
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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2013, 05:38:55 am »
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I think what Daruvian is saying is that you're only as good as your last victory.  So... like January??
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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2013, 05:40:05 am »
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#SHOTSFIRED

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Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2013, 07:59:30 am »
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What about those afk astralis bundle of stickss