War of Northern Aggression

[Equal]

Yesterday's battles were all great, but I still think we would have won that last one with a full roster.  I'm glad the Ravens started using Pronoia armor, it's not too much better than the Banded but it sure does seem to hold up better against Yawshans and Gothic plate.

Roster maybe, if they're flags weren't on a massive hill it woulda been GG I think. Still, it was close and fun, not as much ranged as I expected - looks like most people have adopted a STR 2her character for strat alone. Not sure how I feel about that yet.

[Kalam]

Kalam sat quietly, reading through the missives littered on the expansive surface of his beloved desk. "Fucking pussies," he cried. "All of them. I suppose it's time for me to actually do something." His lips pursed in a disgusted snarl. The thought of doing something truly annoyed the man who had come to appreciate the ways of the sloth, but sometimes...sometimes, things needed to be done.

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

Guys

I got drunk again. There's this place by my school called Cluck U(university) Chicken, and they make the best chicken. So spicy. Wow.

CC, I don't even play cRPG cause my computer sucks now. Still, Cavalier's declaration of homosexual war still stands. We'll get you. Even if were not even a thing anymore. Even if we're just the dreams of some drunk kid, we'll get you. We'll become nightmares--naked and bad at this game--and we'll make it hard for you to sleep because we'll sneakily put our pee peees in your mouth holes.

Dicky Dicky

[Matey]

I think Joe should be the only person of any faction to post in diplomacy ever.

He would have to argue with himself... call himself names and then make a short post calling himself a nerd followed by a huge RP post about how gay he is...

I think he could pull it off.

[Artyem]

Forgive me for the shitty timing, I honestly fucked up.  Besides that and our like ten merc disadvantage, I'd say we did pretty well.  Thanks for the fight, FCC.

[BaleOhay]

no worries arty shit happens. Now add me back as a steam friend

[Artyem]

We got anally annihilated by that map, second time it's happened now.  plz no battles tomorrow

[BaleOhay]

defenders called that the river of dreams map... conversely attackers I am sure know it as the river of pain map

[Artyem]

defenders called that the river of dreams map... conversely attackers I am sure know it as the river of pain map

it was like trying to attack across the volga, but we had ladders instead of boats, and we were vastly outnumbered in terms of ranged.  On the bright side, I'm level 32 now.

[Keshian]

defenders called that the river of dreams map... conversely attackers I am sure know it as the river of pain map

Yeah that was a great map, i always love rivers or crazy hills - makes battles more interesting.  Though I prefer to call that the battle of the two towers.

Also, yeah arty, no more battles tomorrow - leaving space for just the big xp fight.  Get rid of your nighttime setting.  Its not the one you do on the crpg character page - that affects your character.  For nighttime settings on fiefs its the old one of setting it on the strategus info tab and you cant change it now because its during your nighttime (all of primetime), have to change it tomorrow during the morning or afternoon.

[BaleOhay]

We can never do anything right. He is trying to explain the nighttime settings. (which arty may know) but it is not a bad thing to do. We are also serving notice the attack is coming on his castle.. (which you also know) Arty asked for no fights today (edit mistakenly wrote tomorrow) we are cooperating.

Havelle you are becoming a bitter old woman

[Artyem]

Another good fight, you almost attacked before I got all the gear out, it was close.  I can see why we lost mercs back when we were attacking, it's a very nice castle to defend on.

[Keshian]

Another good fight, you almost attacked before I got all the gear out, it was close.  I can see why we lost mercs back when we were attacking, it's a very nice castle to defend on.

We decided to fool around with siege towers this time around, gets too boring to do same thing every time and castles sieges are fun. 

[Matey]

good siege. tis a bitch taking them castles, but thats the point eh? twould be silly if it was easy takin them castles! though there are occasions when castles arent so hard to take but thats usually if there are big differences in gear, mercs or morale.

[BaleOhay]

once thru the wall it is a bit like fighting in the bottom of a fish bowl with ranged firing down. I think we still did pretty well. See if we can improve it some on this attempt