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Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
« on: October 02, 2013, 10:26:57 pm »
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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2013, 10:28:36 pm »
You should see a doctor about that.

I learned (from a pregnancy book no less) that blowing air into a vagina can cause an air bubble to form in the woman's veins and end up killing her.

So if you want to kill someone, just go down on them and "accidentally" force air up into the vag.
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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2013, 10:30:53 pm »
I learned (from a pregnancy book no less) that blowing air into a vagina can cause an air bubble to form in the woman's veins and end up killing her.

So if you want to kill someone, just go down on them and "accidentally" force air up into the vag.

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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2013, 10:32:54 pm »
They didn't explain how to do it, but I'm assuming it would have to be a pretty large amount and forceful push of air.  My wife pointed it out to me no less, so apparently she doesn't think she's in any danger from me  :twisted:
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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2013, 12:09:19 am »
Sometimes I fart when I have to sneeze... Some pressure  building up and POOF... there goes the wind.
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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2013, 12:24:46 am »
Sometimes I fart, when I have to fart. Usually, though...
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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2013, 12:35:34 am »
You should see a doctor about that.

I learned (from a pregnancy book no less) that blowing air into a vagina can cause an air bubble to form in the woman's veins and end up killing her.

So if you want to kill someone, just go down on them and "accidentally" force air up into the vag.
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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2013, 01:28:29 am »
and I sometimes fart when I sheeze.. are we meant to be together?
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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2013, 01:30:08 am »
and I sometimes fart when I sheeze.. are we meant to be together?

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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2013, 10:15:25 pm »
Sometimes I run into a room, fart and run out again.

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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2013, 10:57:37 am »
and I sometimes fart when I sheeze.. are we meant to be together?
Sometimes I fart when I have to sneeze... Some pressure  building up and POOF... there goes the wind.
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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2013, 11:05:01 am »
You should see a doctor about that.

I learned (from a pregnancy book no less) that blowing air into a vagina can cause an air bubble to form in the woman's veins and end up killing her.

So if you want to kill someone, just go down on them and "accidentally" force air up into the vag.


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Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2013, 04:03:37 pm »

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author of that book must have beed doing cocaine.

It was a legit pregnancy book, if I remember I'll find the name of it when I go home tonight
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