Sometimes I sneeze when I fart

[Clockworkkiller]

 Truth

[CrazyCracka420]

You should see a doctor about that.

I learned (from a pregnancy book no less) that blowing air into a vagina can cause an air bubble to form in the woman's veins and end up killing her.

So if you want to kill someone, just go down on them and "accidentally" force air up into the vag.

[Clockworkkiller]

I learned (from a pregnancy book no less) that blowing air into a vagina can cause an air bubble to form in the woman's veins and end up killing her.

So if you want to kill someone, just go down on them and "accidentally" force air up into the vag.

Wat

[CrazyCracka420]

They didn't explain how to do it, but I'm assuming it would have to be a pretty large amount and forceful push of air.  My wife pointed it out to me no less, so apparently she doesn't think she's in any danger from me 

[Molly]

Sometimes I fart when I have to sneeze... Some pressure  building up and POOF... there goes the wind.

[zagibu]

Sometimes I fart, when I have to fart. Usually, though...

[GandalfJr]

You should see a doctor about that.

I learned (from a pregnancy book no less) that blowing air into a vagina can cause an air bubble to form in the woman's veins and end up killing her.

So if you want to kill someone, just go down on them and "accidentally" force air up into the vag.

What do you look at in your spare time?

[Prpavi]

and I sometimes fart when I sheeze.. are we meant to be together?

[Clockworkkiller]

and I sometimes fart when I sheeze.. are we meant to be together?

EY GURL LEMME GIT YO NUMBA

[Grumpy_Nic]

Sometimes I run into a room, fart and run out again.

Because I can.

[SirCymro_Crusader]

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[Sir_Hans]

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[Molly]

and I sometimes fart when I sheeze.. are we meant to be together?

Sometimes I fart when I have to sneeze... Some pressure  building up and POOF... there goes the wind.

Find your own soul mate! I was first D:

[Nightmare798]

You should see a doctor about that.

I learned (from a pregnancy book no less) that blowing air into a vagina can cause an air bubble to form in the woman's veins and end up killing her.

So if you want to kill someone, just go down on them and "accidentally" force air up into the vag.

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author of that book must have beed doing cocaine.

[CrazyCracka420]

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author of that book must have beed doing cocaine.

It was a legit pregnancy book, if I remember I'll find the name of it when I go home tonight