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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #45 on: September 25, 2013, 01:21:48 pm »
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You barely play and yet you are full of shit. You are not that good Xant, face it you scrub.
My not playing has no relevance. And I'm godlike; indeed, I transcend your skill definitions and do the impossible, beating 5v1 odds when the opposition has a slightly competent support polearmer.
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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #46 on: September 25, 2013, 01:25:35 pm »
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My not playing has no relevance. And I'm godlike; indeed, I transcend your skill definitions and do the impossible, beating 5v1 odds when the opposition has a slightly competent support polearmer.
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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #47 on: September 25, 2013, 01:30:26 pm »
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Yes, I begin to question my sexual orientation just looking at it.
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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #48 on: September 25, 2013, 01:36:04 pm »
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Yes, I begin to question my sexual orientation just looking at it.
That's the trick,  I'm secrely awekening the homosexual side of the player in cRPG. Most of them shoot Bow&Arrows so they might aswel just be a full homosexual.
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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #49 on: September 25, 2013, 01:36:37 pm »
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Yes, I begin to question my sexual orientation just looking at it.
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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #50 on: September 25, 2013, 02:47:55 pm »
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This belongs in the Chamber of Dating, not in the Chamber of Tears!
I find the idea of defending someone who isn't been violently raped unacceptable on moral grounds.

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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #51 on: September 25, 2013, 02:59:27 pm »
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I'm pretty sure George is still jailbait.
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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #52 on: September 25, 2013, 03:00:49 pm »
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I'm pretty sure George is still jailbait.
I might actualy just be a realy handsome undercover FBI agent , send to gaming communities to arrest pedophiles.
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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #53 on: September 25, 2013, 05:17:06 pm »
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If 5 guys come to gank you, all it takes is one slightly competent support polearmer in that group and you are completely fucked regardless of how pro you pretend to be on the forum.

I call bullshit on that one. Support guys definitely makes it harder (especially hoplites), but "completely fucked" is way off the mark.
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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #54 on: September 25, 2013, 05:56:00 pm »
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I call bullshit on that one. Support guys definitely makes it harder (especially hoplites), but "completely fucked" is way off the mark.
2 guys are even enough - polearm spams the poke, 2h or 1h spams overhead... sooner or later you gonna die.
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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #55 on: September 25, 2013, 05:58:37 pm »
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But you can run away or circle them so they can't both reach at the same time.  It's certainly challenging, but not impossible by any stretch.  Two guys with pokey polearms can keep you blocking indefinitely if they time their swings right too (one swings, then the other, taking turns).  But they are not unbeatable by any stretch...all about positioning
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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #56 on: September 25, 2013, 06:30:46 pm »
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But you can run away or circle them so they can't both reach at the same time.  It's certainly challenging, but not impossible by any stretch.  Two guys with pokey polearms can keep you blocking indefinitely if they time their swings right too (one swings, then the other, taking turns).  But they are not unbeatable by any stretch...all about positioning

^ This.

Sometimes I am glad when a longspearman / pikeman joins the fray... I just circle around the 2 until one is getting stabbed in the back all the time and therefore unable to block / easy to kill. Then the lone polearm is nearly helpless. They key is to walk in such a way that the spearman (who is naturally going to be further away) is directly behind his ally. Keep that 1h, 2h, other polearmer between you 2. and u will be golden. The only time this fails is when the wonky spear stabs you right though the other guy... nothing more annoying than closing in for a good swing, only to get stabbed in the face by a spear that sprouted from your enemy's chest.
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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #57 on: September 25, 2013, 10:29:44 pm »
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So you are saying to me, that there is some magic dodging sequence as effective as blocking that is discovered after more than 3000 hours of playtime ? Seems legit. Or maybe you are implying I'm a noob at melee ? You are confusing me now.

A good player can fight alone against several enemies in melee simultaneously. Winning isn't even that difficult and if you barely know how to block you can already survive and give them a very hard time.  Against two archers, shieldless infantry gets obliterated in less than five seconds, and shielders die of kiteflu anyway.

It's not magic, it's experience and tenacity.
You only dodge when the archer is about to release the arrow.
-You are run in one direction to make the archer aim there,
-then imediately turn in the other direction when the bow is fully drawn, to make the archer turn there quickly, which opens the reticule,
-then turn again and this point the archer will either shoot in the wrong direction or miss because the reticule will be too open if he tries to catch up.

That's it, no need for fancy stuff or breakdancing when you should be running down the archer. This is the one sequence you should know by now if you and people like you bothered learn about all aspects of the game in your more than 3000 hours of playtime.

And guys, you can't run around a melee group if you have no speed.

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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #58 on: September 25, 2013, 10:33:42 pm »
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It's not magic, it's experience and tenacity.
You only dodge when the archer is about to release the arrow.
-You are run in one direction to make the archer aim there,
-then imediately turn in the other direction when the bow is fully drawn, to make the archer turn there quickly, which opens the reticule,
-then turn again and this point the archer will either shoot in the wrong direction or miss because the reticule will be too open if he tries to catch up.



It works about 75% of the time, if its an experienced archer they will be expecting this and try and predict where youre going to be when you serpentine; or theyll wait till youre close. Many times Ive waited  till the person is 2 feet away and kinda flick my mouse when I shoot; pure luck but it works most of the time. When it doesnt work; I know that I was at least ballsy enough to try it.
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Re: I´m so tired of all of this
« Reply #59 on: September 25, 2013, 10:48:09 pm »
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When it doesnt work; I know that I was at least ballsy enough to try it.


Heh, ballsy and archer don't belong in the same sentence.   :wink:



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