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The Labor Day Massacre
« on: September 02, 2013, 06:23:56 am »
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Not long after Mathews Army stubbornly threw themselves upon the lance of Lord Lurk another army of nerds, this one lead by head nerd Peppo, rode over the hills dividing the steppes from the plains and attacked.


Not wanting to dent their lordly sarranid armor or bend their masterwork battleforks Chestaclese army instead chose to suit up in the blood tattered rags and unused arms left over from Mathews men.


And what a glorious fight it was! Chestaclese rode down friends and foes alike, Lamk did his own thing because no one could understand his ridiculous accent, Smithy stayed in the siege tower drinking away his life proving himself useless once again, and Peppovich made some remark about donkeys while his army was ravaged around him.


Marching once more to Malyrug Castle, every man in Chestaclese army claimed three horses with the exception of Smithy who was made to care for the donkeys.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2013, 10:55:11 pm by Chestaclese »
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Re: The Labor Day Massacre
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2013, 07:20:59 am »
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Place holder for tomorrow's battle with Hosp Peppo. What a name though right?
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Re: The Labor Day Massacre
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2013, 07:51:23 am »
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Got kesh's permission to post? lol

Lol, do i post like someone who restricts how others' post, lol.
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Re: The Labor Day Massacre
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2013, 08:31:11 am »
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Lol, do i post like someone who restricts how others' post, lol.
yes, and speaking of Massacres I liked this one http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4964
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Re: The Labor Day Massacre
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2013, 08:33:46 am »
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yes, and speaking of Massacres I liked this one http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4964


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Re: The Labor Day Massacre
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2013, 08:44:19 am »
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Goretooth no! Don't tempt Kesh, we can't handle another one of those posts
a post about nothing or blaming someone else for cheating?
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Re: The Labor Day Massacre
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2013, 08:48:28 am »
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From Sandersson in another thread
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Holy fuck after every battle do you have to make some post saying "they are all really bad at this game and only won because they have better gear and use overpowered builds"

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Re: The Labor Day Massacre
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2013, 08:49:33 am »
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From Sandersson in another thread
lol or FCC crying about item bombing which they created.
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Re: The Labor Day Massacre
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2013, 08:53:04 am »
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chill out gore. you way too mad.

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Re: The Labor Day Massacre
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2013, 10:18:33 am »
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Re: The Labor Day Massacre
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2013, 03:59:07 pm »
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Gore must be feeling neglected again he is back for his week or two of look at me I am goretooth rants. Nothing useful or interesting to see.

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Re: The Labor Day Massacre
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2013, 04:02:37 pm »
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Has that happened recently? He's been pretty quiet....
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Re: The Labor Day Massacre
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2013, 06:54:52 pm »
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Got kesh's permission to post? lol

Chesty needing permission to post on the forums to start shit and make drama and nerds butthurt?

Have you never met Chesty before?
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Re: The Labor Day Massacre
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2013, 10:09:33 pm »
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Chesty needing permission to post on the forums to start shit and make drama and nerds butthurt?

Have you never met Chesty before?
Yeah, we had a few drinks at the crpg social...
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