Not long after Mathews Army stubbornly threw themselves upon the lance of Lord Lurk another army of nerds, this one lead by head nerd Peppo, rode over the hills dividing the steppes from the plains and attacked.
Not wanting to dent their lordly sarranid armor or bend their masterwork battleforks Chestaclese army instead chose to suit up in the blood tattered rags and unused arms left over from Mathews men.
And what a glorious fight it was! Chestaclese rode down friends and foes alike, Lamk did his own thing because no one could understand his ridiculous accent, Smithy stayed in the siege tower drinking away his life proving himself useless once again, and Peppovich made some remark about donkeys while his army was ravaged around him.
Marching once more to Malyrug Castle, every man in Chestaclese army claimed three horses with the exception of Smithy who was made to care for the donkeys.