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[CrazyCracka420]

yiff in hell furmy old friends

get a proper fetish like balloons or midget trannies

[Zomg]

Turkish kebab.

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[Boerenlater]

Turkish kebab.

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You could be Panos' little brother.

[Reinhardt]

Its actually become pretty widespread here in the states ever since the Supreme Court ruled that people in anthropomorphic animal costumes have the right to marry.

We all warned yur that lettin' them there gays marry was a slippery slope, but naw, ya'll don' listen to us.


Nice pics. Good to see the entire cRPG community aren't neckbeards... just most.

[CrazyCracka420]

if I trim my beard once a week, I'm not going to clean up the neck beard any more frequently...i got shit to do, like take my cats outside or couch afk W-keyers running from spawn.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Last night an incredibly drunk stranger called me a pretty boy and a twinkie. I think he wanted to touch my anal. I don't know if I want to share my image now.

[CrazyCracka420]

Last night an incredibly drunk stranger called me a pretty boy and a twinkie. I think he wanted to touch my anal. I don't know if I want to share my image now.

I'd take it as a compliment...when you're 50 you can still pull some 30 year old tail (yes, that was a furry pun)

[Tanken]

You should grow a neckbeard before you dog on it. So much easier to keep groomed (cuz you do it only 4 times a year) and it keeps my entire neck warm. I grow mine primarily for my religion (Jewish) and do not shave--only trim with scissors or some electric razor that does a cutting maneuver instead of razing it (I know, it sounds weird, but that's what we believe). Neckbeards are great though, only time it sucks is when you get it wet, or dribble food onto your beard and forget about it. I've found all sorts of things in my neckbeard; keys, numbers, worms, food, and pokemon cards even. A neckbeard is a majestic creature if raised by a responsible parent and should be treated as a unique identifier to ones personality as many wizards had neckbeards as well. So in a way, all 'Neckbeards' are Wizards, and all Wizards are Neckbeards. Next time you see a man with a neckbeard; They're easy to identify--usually way out of fashion, a few sizes too small on their clothing, and may or may not be sporting a smelly 'furry' tail hanging out the back of their Reebok 1998 B-ball shorts, you should give them a big fucking hug and high-5. Because who knows? That Neckbeard could go on to do great things, and you'll be glad to look upon their furry mane one day and say, "Damn, I hi-5'd and belly-fucked that guy. You rock Neckbeard."

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To be honest, I have no clue where the fuck I was going with any of this--or was not directing it at anyone. Just waiting on Kinzie (pictured above with permission) to get the hell out of the Shower.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

You should grow a neckbeard before you dog on it. So much easier to keep groomed (cuz you do it only 4 times a year) and it keeps my entire neck warm. I grow mine primarily for my religion (Jewish) and do not shave--only trim with scissors or some electric razor that does a cutting maneuver instead of razing it (I know, it sounds weird, but that's what we believe). Neckbeards are great though, only time it sucks is when you get it wet, or dribble food onto your beard and forget about it. I've found all sorts of things in my neckbeard; keys, numbers, worms, food, and pokemon cards even. A neckbeard is a majestic creature if raised by a responsible parent and should be treated as a unique identifier to ones personality as many wizards had neckbeards as well. So in a way, all 'Neckbeards' are Wizards, and all Wizards are Neckbeards. Next time you see a man with a neckbeard; They're easy to identify--usually way out of fashion, a few sizes too small on their clothing, and may or may not be sporting a smelly 'furry' tail hanging out the back of their Reebok 1998 B-ball shorts, you should give them a big fucking hug and high-5. Because who knows? That Neckbeard could go on to do great things, and you'll be glad to look upon their furry mane one day and say, "Damn, I hi-5'd and belly-fucked that guy. You rock Neckbeard."

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To be honest, I have no clue where the fuck I was going with any of this--or was not directing it at anyone. Just waiting on Kinzie (pictured above with permission) to get the hell out of the Shower.

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[Rage_Guy]

Photoshopped a picture of myself, so I look more badass. 

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[CrazyCracka420]

Did someone really just post a pro-neckbeard post?

[Gnjus]

A few more visits to the Burger King and TankBurner is the new Samwell Tarly.

[Novamere]

A few more visits to the Burger King and TankBurner is the new Samwell Tarly.

That sir is hilarious!

[CrazyCracka420]

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You're following a Leviticus verse Tanken?  Really?  Really?

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The Bible states in Leviticus 19:27 that "You shall not round off the corners of your heads nor mar the corners of your beard." Talmudic tradition explains this to mean that a man may not shave his beard with a razor with a single blade, since the cutting action of the blade against the skin "mars" the beard. Because scissors have two blades, some opinions in halakha (Jewish law) permit their use to trim the beard, as the cutting action comes from contact of the two blades and not the blade against the skin. For this reason, some poskim (Jewish legal deciders) rule that Orthodox Jews may use electric razors to remain cleanshaven, as such shavers cut by trapping the hair between the blades and the metal grating, halakhically a scissor-like action. Other poskim[49] maintain that electric shavers constitute a razor-like action and consequently prohibit their use.

The Zohar, one of the primary sources of Kabbalah (Jewish mysticism), attributes holiness to the beard, specifying that hairs of the beard symbolize channels of subconscious holy energy that flows from above to the human soul. Therefore, most Hasidic Jews, for whom Kabbalah plays an important role in their religious practice, traditionally do not remove or even trim their beards.

Traditional Jews refrain from shaving, trimming the beard, and haircuts during certain times of the year like Passover, Sukkot, the Counting of the Omer and the Three Weeks. Cutting the hair is also restricted during the 30-day mourning period after the death of a close relative, known in Hebrew as the Shloshim (thirty).

More Leviticus fun:

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Leviticus 20:9
   If anyone curses his father or mother, he must be put to death.

Leviticus 25:44-45
   Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property.

Leviticus 11:20-22
   All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be detestable to you. There are, however, some winged creatures that walk on all fours that you may eat: those that have jointed legs for hopping on the ground. Of these you may eat any kind of locust, katydid, cricket or grasshopper (pro tip insects don't have 4 legs)

And if a man lie with mankind, as with womankind, both of them have committed abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
    Leviticus 18.32

You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together
    Leviticus 19.19

Anyone who blasphemes the name of the LORD must be put to death. The entire assembly must stone him.
    Leviticus 24:16

whatever is in the seas and in the rivers that does not have fins and scales among all the teeming life of the water, and among all the living creatures that are in the water, they are detestable things to you

This fucking guy...people seriously still believe this shit? 

So I'm assuming you don't wear polyester clothes?  Because one goat herder told you not to eat shellfish you don't?  Baaaah-baaaah, sheep are cute.

[MrPink44]

Research binding a loosing Hoosby. It plays a lot in what Jewish people do and don't do.