Backstory:
So I've played crpg for a long while and I've had a very drastic decrease in activity lately, mostly because I'm finally growing up and actually have to attempt doing responsible shit now (just got out of the military - YES, it is harder than Defend The Virgin). Most of you know me as Auphilia. You either hate or love me, I know. There really is no middle ground. I've had some really loyal friends, and I've had some very determined enemies throughout my time here. I've lead countless clans to failure, and I'm proud of every single one of them. Regardless of whether or not you love me or hate me, I'm sure every one of you considers me odd/weird and I take that with great pride. I realize I'm fading away from the crpg life, and I feel like I owe it something. I've been accused of pretending to be a girl (a real girl) plenty of times, even though I never did that. Yes, I roleplayed "Auphilia of Krea" whoopty doo lol. I also roleplayed countless male characters that few people credit me with such as Ghost, Link of Hyrule, Wukong, Meathook, Count Dracula, Leonidas of Sparta, Blackbeard, and Rikkimaru (which was actually the first character I was going to retire - I respeced at 200k from 31 cuz fuck it). Anyways, I'm sure at one point or the other some of you must have been curious of what I looked like. Am I some scrawny nerdy looking guy who wants to catfish people? Am I some fat neckbeard? Or am I actually an attractive and gorgeous man who is worthy of roleplaying a female online? Today you get to find out.
AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE IS QUEEN AUPHILIA OF KREA!
Founder of Krea, The Red Lotus, Hyrule, SAS, Kreywood, Kunoichi, The Josho Shogunate Alliance [feat. Red Lotus, Ninja, Kogado, & various ronin/ninja], admin on NA_Community_1, failed scene editor, Archdemon, The_White_Lotus, and finally loyal member of crpg (I've put in ~ 2000 hours into crpg).
YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO SAVE TO DESKTOP AND FAP
100k to whoever posts a drag picture better than this (# of likes will determine the qualifiers, and ultimately I will choose the winner). Something tells me no one is gonna play though. I would give someone a +3 heirloom, but I'm keeping my babies. I also would have given a loompoint, but it was Desire_of_Chaos' birthday yesterday so I gave it to her! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESIRE
<3Maybe you guys should all give me 100k instead? I'll put up offers.
Some of you guys aren't even concerned about the drag, you are thinking "Oh my gawd, he is black?!?" I'm actually mixed. Sugar, spice, and everything nice. Bitch, I make girls get jealous.
I'm the guy you flirted with, argued with, followed loyally, trolled, got banned by, or committed seppuku to.
<3CONTESTS ENDS FRIDAY
<- this smiley should be a :mrs.green:
Note: If this topic is moved to junk or spam or anywhere else, the entire contest is cancelled.
