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And 1
« on: June 22, 2013, 05:48:27 am »
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From the walls of our newly owned castles we can see the Chaos city in the distance. The warriors of Chaos did not realize that we would walk into their mauls and spears with smiles on our faces. Willing to die so that the man behind could get up one more rung of the ladder.

The tide was endless and washed the enemy from their strongholds. Terrortops is blissful. It is an odd sensation to feel His joy at the carnage. The various tribal leaders meet to feed and tell stories of the fallen.

We cheer these men of Chaos.. At this point lesser men would be begging for a parlay. We have not heard a word. No ravens, no white flags, no surrender. Could they know about the Terror and its need?

Before the food gets cold the drums start to roar. The men are silent and without a single grumble form up and start marching. We have walls to climb and men to kill. Just another day in the Free Companies.

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Re: And 1
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2013, 06:10:44 am »
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Our swords are scratched, bows bent, axes altered, spears stripped, and bodies broken. But our spirits are searing. Searing with blood lust, our eyes glowing a fearsome red. Even in death, we shall stand at the pinnacle. Chaos will never fall. For as long as our spirits burn, the eye of Stratia shall fly.

Great battle and good job. Senuzgda will be remembered.
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Re: And 1
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2013, 07:04:14 am »
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Calradia will one day reject this mess we have all made.  My last request is to hang my body from the hoarding so it might see the sun and bear witness to the cities that will one day be torn down by common man.
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A shot of thrill to hide the pain.
They can`t win, they just don`t cry,
The troopers know they live to die.

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Re: And 1
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2013, 07:12:09 am »
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My last request is to hang my body from the hoarding so it might see the sun and bear witness to the cities that will one day be torn down by common man.

Haha, look at this fool; got no phylactery. Death is but a hurdle. By sacrosanct prose or force of will, throw thy rotting corpse over the barrier. Return to life. Fight once more within your mortal coil! Release all inhibition and spill blood without mercy or restraint!

If you don't, the night eyes will move your lifeless remains for you. You won't like where it travels. There are pains greater than death...  :twisted:
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Re: And 1
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2013, 08:32:43 am »
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WOW CALM DOWN
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A shot of thrill to hide the pain.
They can`t win, they just don`t cry,
The troopers know they live to die.

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Re: And 1
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2013, 11:21:19 am »
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And 2
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Re: And 1
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2013, 11:39:56 am »
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And 2

Be carebear with a lot of eu faction feeding us troop(trading for Na fief) and then attack (The frenche scum bag:D i bet you 1 crpg loom that the next step :P...wanna bet with me haboe ? I feel July 1 will be the apocalypse day!

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Re: And 1
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2013, 12:00:30 pm »
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Be carebear with a lot of eu faction feeding us troop(trading for Na fief) and then attack (The frenche scum bag:D i bet you 1 crpg loom that the next step :P...wanna bet with me haboe ? I feel July 1 will be the apocalypse day!

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Wut?

You don't make sense... Apart from the apocalypse ofc, then we invade NA
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Re: And 1
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2013, 12:28:36 pm »
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Wut?

You don't make sense... Apart from the apocalypse ofc, then we invade NA

Fear not the mercs, for they put forth more troops into a village to defend against peasants, than any of their other fiefs. We know what they truly fear. Freedom.
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Re: And 1
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2013, 12:39:42 pm »
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Be carebear with a lot of eu faction feeding us troop(trading for Na fief) and then attack (The frenche scum bag:D i bet you 1 crpg loom that the next step :P...wanna bet with me haboe ? I feel July 1 will be the apocalypse day!

RIP! CHAOS REST IN PEACE LITTLE GREEN. WILL MISS YOUR COLOR ON THE MAP! HOPE YOU DONT TURN INTO A NEW FCC VASSAL ERR Friend

Lol become an FCC vassal. Have you not read any of my posts? If that were to happen I'd  probably permaban everyone in TS. Just kidding...not really...of course I am...

Edit: unless it meant waging war on EU cause I'd be down for that! All dat xp!
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Re: And 1
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2013, 01:25:27 pm »
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Fear not the mercs, for they put forth more troops into a village to defend against peasants, than any of their other fiefs. We know what they truly fear. Freedom.

Lol, ujuki is truly a troll :P We started with 1500 as defence vs the peasants of fisdnar, he expanded and expanded all by himself :P
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Re: And 1
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2013, 03:05:36 pm »
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Jesus these wars are getting boring. Can't you just leave Chaos alone so we can see another pretty color on the map?
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Re: And 1
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2013, 03:53:18 pm »
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We cheer these men of Chaos.. At this point lesser men would be begging for a parlay. We have not heard a word. No ravens, no white flags, no surrender. Could they know about the Terror and its need?

"They've killed our messenger birds. Our sheets and garments are stained with blood, we have no fresh water to quench our parched throats, hoarse from the warcries and the screaming. Had we a message to send to them, they would not see it. Had they seen our message, they would not listen. We will fight to the death, but not because it is our only option - we have made enemies, and we shall have each other for the rest of our time here, spent together, rollicking in the fleeting struggle of mortality and battle."

The warriors of Chaos did not realize that we would walk into their mauls and spears with smiles on our faces.

They didn't originally belong to us, I'm afraid.



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Re: And 1
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2013, 04:43:47 pm »
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Be carebear with a lot of eu faction feeding us troop(trading for Na fief) and then attack (The frenche scum bag)  :D i bet you 1 crpg loom that the next step :P...wanna bet with me haboe ? I feel July 1 will be the apocalypse day!

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Joe rode towards the keep of Senuzgda Castle, pinching his nose against the stink of still smoldering wood and corpses, churned earth, and rotting men and women. The battle had been costly.

He smiled into his gloved hand, remembering the inhuman valor of their warriors. Bale, for example, had sprinted up their ladders time and time again, waving his hands and grinning, shrieking like a dinosaur. The enemy's hammers consistently beat him off the ladders, but he persisted. Such honor!

Joe jerked in the saddle, his horse stopping suddenly.

A little foreign man stood in his path. He twirled his flowing mustache angrily, the motion sending his chainmail a-clinking. "Signora caza! You stoppa da horse!"

"Wut?"

"I am la Arrowaine! Yousa da Effa-Chee-Chee scum! You steala mah pizza!"

"I--"

"You maka da chaos you bitches, lika all da rest! Fucka you, I spit!" And then he spat.

"Shut up we're better than you, go away."

Joe's champion courser, at the touch of his spurs, surged forward, knocking the little mustachioed man aside. He needed to get to the keep, as he had an appointment to keep with it's new masters. The ritual was to begin: The FCC Victory Circle Jerk, his favorite event!
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Re: And 1
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2013, 05:27:59 pm »
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Joe rode towards the keep of Senuzgda Castle, pinching his nose against the stink of still smoldering wood and corpses, churned earth, and rotting men and women. The battle had been costly.

He smiled into his gloved hand, remembering the inhuman valor of their warriors. Bale, for example, had sprinted up their ladders time and time again, waving his hands and grinning, shrieking like a dinosaur. The enemy's hammers consistently beat him off the ladders, but he persisted. Such honor!

Joe jerked in the saddle, his horse stopping suddenly.

A little foreign man stood in his path. He twirled his flowing mustache angrily, the motion sending his chainmail a-clinking. "Signora caza! You stoppa da horse!"

"Wut?"

"I am la Arrowaine! Yousa da Effa-Chee-Chee scum! You steala mah pizza!"

"I--"

"You maka da chaos you bitches, lika all da rest! Fucka you, I spit!" And then he spat.

"Shut up we're better than you, go away."

Joe's champion courser, at the touch of his spurs, surged forward, knocking the little mustachioed man aside. He needed to get to the keep, as he had an appointment to keep with it's new masters. The ritual was to begin: The FCC Victory Circle Jerk, his favorite event!


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