Official Cooking/Food Thread

[Vibe]

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[Christo]

Oh god.

[Everkistus]

Disgusting.

[IR_Kuoin]

Diabetic cake

[Kafein]

[Armpit_Sweat]

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I pity a brave soul, who would dare to explore this creature sexually! Some Indian Jones treasure hunt it'd be. My, oh my!.. Somewhere, in the depths of these piles'o'flesh, hides a clitoris: an avocado sized, shaped and colored object, covered in every possible liquid, a human body can produce! To find this mythical artifact, one must venture into unknown world - unexplored and untouched by a human. One must cross the endless fields of warts and fungal infections, traverse forests of hair, inhabited only by the most vicious pubic lice this universe have seen. All while being constantly subjected to the toxic fumes of rotting biological waste and thick lava-streams of sweat. A truly epic journey! A journey that separates boys from men!
Oh, glorious hero! One who will reach the bottom of this abyss, and pleasure the forbidden fruit with his tongue! I dedicate this song to you!

[Herkkutatti666]

Disgusting.

[Armpit_Sweat]

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[WITCHCRAFT]

Diabetic cake

As if there were any other kind...

[Vibe]

As if there were any other kind...

I'm pretty sure people have invented all kinds of bio/diet cakes that they sell for ridiculous prices to fat women thinking they'll get skinnier by eating them

[Leesin]

All that chocolate doesn't look appealing at all, seems more like a womans cake, real mans cake would be made of beer and meat with only a sprinkle of chocolate on top.

[Armpit_Sweat]

All that chocolate doesn't look appealing at all, seems more like a womans cake, real mans cake would be made of beer and meat with only a sprinkle of chocolate on top.

This must be what you had in mind:

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[Leesin]

Yes indeed, looking at that makes my mouth water.

[Son Of Odin]

Today I made a big chunk of moose meat with bacon mushroom onion sauce and some mashed cauliflower and potatoes. It was delishus

[Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo]

A TRUE manly-manly man goes out into the boonies with nothing but hunger, passion for the wilderness, and a mighty Great Long Axe. He kills anything he can catch, whether it be deer, snake, fish or even stray canines. Just gut the animal - no cooking is needed. Be one with nature. CONQUER nature.