Official Cooking/Food Thread

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Alright, so I'm secretly a huge sensitive gaylord that likes to make delicious food sometimes. So maybe we can all share our sensitive side that makes good food or just enjoys it, right here in this thread.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Today I made a Treatzza Pizza, a do-it-yourself recreation of a product Dairy Queen used to make some years ago. Here is a picture of it. You also have the pleasure of seeing my shoe in the photograph.

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[Tibe]

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[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

It's the most delicious diabetes in a pan.

[Radament]

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[Kalam]

Today I made a Treatzza Pizza, a do-it-yourself recreation of a product Dairy Queen used to make some years ago. Here is a picture of it. You also have the pleasure of seeing my shoe in the photograph.

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You, sir, belong in Quebec. Not the Joe Beef Quebec, but the Epic Mealtime Quebec.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

I feel like its necessary to state that I do also create foods that arent totally ridiculous. Also Quebec would be perfect because apparently DQ still sells these things in Canada.

[Christo]

It's probably for the better that I can't cook, it would end up like this

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[Kafein]

Try chocolate on tomatoes

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Is that any good? The idea has never occurred to me. I'm not so sure about that.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

This time, I made something that will give you diabetes much, much slower than an ice cream cake. Fresh soft pretzels!

Here are some pictures of the process. You've gotta' prepare fresh dough, let it rise in a warm, clean environment, work the dough with your hands, shape it into a pretzel shape, boil it in water with baking soda, and bake it for something like 10-15 minutes normally. If you want to use an egg wash or salt you should do that after boiling but before baking (obviously, if you can't figure that out you're a shit). They are literally better than sex. Also notice the boob I drew in the flour on the counter in the first picture for a bit of artistic flair to the photo.

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[FrugFrug]

Nice pictures. 

[Carac]

u stupid amerifats and your diabeetus xDD u just mad imma stick this crumpet rite down ur gobber m8 xDD







le epick trol strykes again xD :p troler 2 da macks

[cup457]

earlier today i ate a lot of mcdonalds. does that count

[Kafein]

earlier today i ate a lot of mcdonalds. does that count

If you eat a lot of McDonalds maybe the dynasty will die out and the world will be once again free of their wrath.