Hounds of Chulainn declare war on MB

[ildist]

I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his ***got friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

[miggy]

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his ***got friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

So I messaged you just to chat but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well,
end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it,
I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a
few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this
sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship
is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion,
you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway,
only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids,
but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really
good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside
affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so)
and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children.
For God's sake, if you chat with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

[ildist]

So I messaged you just to chat but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well,
end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it,
I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a
few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this
sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship
is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion,
you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway,
only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids,
but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really
good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside
affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so)
and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children.
For God's sake, if you chat with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

Here's what you do. Wait until he's passed out, then hide a nickel in his anus. Later, ask him to let you borrow a nickel. When he says that he doesn't have a nickel, pull the nickel out of his anus. He'll think that you're a wizard. Whenever he doesn't want to f*ck, you can threaten to turn him into a frog.

[miggy]

Here's what you do. Wait until he's passed out, then hide a nickel in his anus. Later, ask him to let you borrow a nickel. When he says that he doesn't have a nickel, pull the nickel out of his anus. He'll think that you're a wizard. Whenever he doesn't want to f*ck, you can threaten to turn him into a frog.

I battled a group of hippopotamus with nothing more than a hand carved shank from a saudi arabian oil sheik, jump into a pirahna infested river with two rhinoceros beetles gnawing my testicles, and dive to the depths of the challenger deep with nothing but sarah jessica parkers queef's as my air supply just to sit next to the guy who sat next to her on the bus in high school.

[ildist]

I battled a group of hippopotamus with nothing more than a hand carved shank from a saudi arabian oil sheik, jump into a pirahna infested river with two rhinoceros beetles gnawing my testicles, and dive to the depths of the challenger deep with nothing but sarah jessica parkers queef's as my air supply just to sit next to the guy who sat next to her on the bus in high school.

u are 1 f**in cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bish gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fukin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil f*kin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

[Lt_Anders]

 
Less...stuff more...drama.

That's not drama that's something from hell.

Also, Ildist, You're gay.

[ildist]

Less...stuff more...drama.

That's not drama that's something from hell.

Also, Ildist, You're gay.

    I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

    Seriously

[Lt_Anders]

Your gay.

Why doest thou forsake thine eyes and veil thy truths? Must the heavens be rent asunder for thy brain to healeth thy soul? Dost thou not think, for verily you speak in blaspheme yet thine soul is said to be pure. A devil you are, amongst the clothes of sheep and thy veil shall not avail thee.

Think not, on these truths, for thou's soul has been mired in hell so long, thou has not walked the path of the sinless but the paths of the damned. Thy glory is not for thine soul, but for thine body. Long is the way of damnation, and thy hast followed the path of the unsown seeds. Thou has damned and they veil is covered, forever more unto eternity and thine soul is the purest bile of hell. Verily it was said, and it is sown, forever more, AMEN.

[dynamike]

How is miggy muted for his shit, but Ildist not even warned?


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[Makatozi MB]

10)These guys pissed on the toilet seat of Calradia

You ever tried taking a piss with a boner?

[ildist]

How is miggy muted for his shit, but Ildist not even warned?


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Arcuyus,

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Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

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DIDN'T EVEN GET WARNED FOR THE RIGHT THING

[dynamike]

Arcuyus,

You have received a warning for spamming in regards to the message:
Re: The Free Trade Fief of New Reindi Castle.

Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Melee Gaming Team.


DIDN'T EVEN GET WARNED FOR THE RIGHT THING

gf, moderators.

gf

[CrazyCracka420]

You ever tried taking a piss with a boner?

For some reason it's never a problem first thing in the morning, any other time I've tried and my cats get an unintentional golden shower.

[Matey]

gf, moderators.

gf

They (like me) prolly just couldn't be assed to read any of that shit and so have abandoned this thread to the dogs. (see what I did there?)

[Lt_Anders]

Arcuyus,

You have received a warning for spamming in regards to the message:
Re: The Free Trade Fief of New Reindi Castle.

Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Melee Gaming Team.


DIDN'T EVEN GET WARNED FOR THE RIGHT THING

Ur gay got you warned for spamming?(the message in that thread). That's damn hilarious.