stop joking with 2H

[no_rules_just_play]

PEPE TRY TO STOP HORES WITH PICHFORK IRL
OR STAB SOMEONE WITH PIKE IN FACE TO FACE FIGHT
OR HIT YOUR ENEMY WITH WEAPON SHAFT AND CUT HIM APART

YOU WHINNY LITE KID


ffs I am really feed with that 2h op bulshit on forum

well i got a challenge for you:

ask your little brother to bring a long stick (3 m long is possible). give it a very sharp point.
tell your brother to hold the stick in front of him, while pointing at you.

now you will play a game: take a wooden stick of about 1m long and run towards your brother while he is holding the spear.
when the point makes contact with your skin and hits you, just keep running straight forward. dont stop.
try to reach your brother and hit him with your sword.
now call your mom and tell her to take pics.
post pics here on this forum.

dont cry about people curving their stabs when you come to close. The only reason you can come so close is because they cant use their pike as passive attack. you can just come in and spam at them without them being able to do anything and you cry about curvestabbing? please...

[Gurnisson]

Blah, huge weapons were always very strong in cRPG. Goes for the insanely fast poleaxes and axes as well as big ass cartoon swords.  Personally I find 2h the easiest to duel against as the animations are so clean and clear. The polearms often seems to break the speed of light doing instahits.

Buff, nerf.. cRPG is pretty balanced atm. Would wish longer, heavier weapons to get slower as they don't seem to have any mass atm.

Insanely fast poleaxes? Mister katana complaining about the speed of the slower polearms? I guess you can't just spam a better player who uses a slower weapon because he knows what he's doing. Your spam should always kill, because a katana user should be able to do anything. Such a shame

[darmaster]

well i have to say that when polearms are really long their swings look ridiculous too (example glaive and long hafted blade) even tough they're slow ( 91-92 as Danish or German )

[Tibe]

If you cannot deal with 2h by now, you are bad.

This.
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Da fuck you all bitching about? I remember myself whining about it being OP and shit. After years of being a stupid nerd with absolutely nolife I think I sorta finally reached a point where it really doesnt matter what I use or others use. 1h leftswingspam is quite an epic stuff on taking on 2h imo. And polearms are pretty epic aswell. Bitching about 2h is so 2000&late.
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[Rebelyell]

well i got a challenge for you:

ask your little brother to bring a long stick (3 m long is possible). give it a very sharp point.
tell your brother to hold the stick in front of him, while pointing at you.

now you will play a game: take a wooden stick of about 1m long and run towards your brother while he is holding the spear.
when the point makes contact with your skin and hits you, just keep running straight forward. dont stop.
try to reach your brother and hit him with your sword.
now call your mom and tell her to take pics.
post pics here on this forum.

dont cry about people curving their stabs when you come to close. The only reason you can come so close is because they cant use their pike as passive attack. you can just come in and spam at them without them being able to do anything and you cry about curvestabbing? please...

oh maybe he will put that spearhed 2 meters behid my head then...

and i am not whinning about polearms here(but i whine a lot)
i am just sick of qqing over 2h, thats all

[Swaggart]

dont cry about people curving their stabs when you come to close. The only reason you can come so close is because they cant use their pike as passive attack. you can just come in and spam at them without them being able to do anything and you cry about curvestabbing? please...

So as a pike user you should have a massive reach advantage AND be able to defend yourself if someone closes in?

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But back on topic, great troll thread.

[Gurnisson]

So as a pike user you should have a massive reach advantage AND be able to defend yourself if someone closes in?

Piss-poor damage, pathetic speed and extremely hard to use up close.

[Rebelyell]

Piss-poor damage, pathetic speed and extremely hard to use up close.

extremely not
hard yes
effective at some point(with instant hit + superreach anyway)
bulshit lvl: 1st in crpg and higgest gaystyle note

[no_rules_just_play]

So as a pike user you should have a massive reach advantage AND be able to defend yourself if someone closes in?

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But back on topic, great troll thread.

no but you shouldnt take away curvestabbing as long as this is implemented

[SMEGMAR]

Even in native 2h isn't all that overpowered, it's just insurmountably easier to play than any other class because of it's super fluid animations.
What makes it worse in this mod is that pole, 1h, and ranged are nerfed while 2h is always buffed.
My guess is that 2h exists in it's current state simply because every game today has an "easy class" just to give the filthy illiterate europeans and NA pub trash (like smoothrich) the chance to feel like they're good at something.

[Riddaren]

Everything in cRPG is pretty much nerfed compared to real life.

Anyway, I see no problem with 2H being the best class for melee combat because it should be.
It has always been the case and hopefully it will stay that way.

People should be encouraged to choose 2H over other classes.
A lot of 2H players in a server is less annoying for the majority of players than any other class would have been.

[Penitent]

LOL...a katana is not faster than a longsword in real life.  They weigh about the same, and are nearly the same length. 

Go get a real longsword, or look up youtube vids on WMA (western martial arts) or better yet go take some lessons yourself.  2 handed sword are not heavy and slow in real life.  They are blindingly fast.

[Prpavi]

I am a 2h hero and i do not approve of this thread!

Buff 2h!!!

[Teeth]

What makes 2h such an easy to use class is that the animations ignore objects and teammates a lot more than the other weapons and that they rarely glance, even at horrible angles.

In the hands of skilled players, 2h is balanced with other melee classes. When you are comparing mediocre players, 2h is stronger because it is derp friendly.

[Riddaren]

When you are comparing mediocre players, 2h is stronger because it is derp friendly.

Well, if all players were aware and skilled and had some sense of teamplay we would have had a cRPG that was faster and deadlier.
Instead, lots of things have been nerfed and slowed down due to the constant massive whining about stuff being OP.