Author Topic: Grand Theft Auto V  (Read 90610 times)

0 Members and 6 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline LordBerenger

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1492
  • Infamy: 859
  • cRPG Player
  • Jesus is the savior of Earth
    • View Profile
    • .........
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1140 on: May 02, 2015, 01:21:49 pm »
+2
I just killed a cat in GTA V singleplayer mode.

Never has there been a more epic moment in gaming for me than shooting up the cat and then stabbing it with a knife and pouring gasoline on it and burning the corpse.
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Offline Kafein

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 2203
  • Infamy: 808
  • cRPG Player Sir White Rook A Gentleman and a Scholar
    • View Profile
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1141 on: May 02, 2015, 02:57:33 pm »
+2
you need help

Offline Tibe

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1335
  • Infamy: 287
  • cRPG Player Sir Black Bishop
    • View Profile
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1142 on: May 02, 2015, 09:29:05 pm »
+1
Pfft, casuals. Never played Postal 2, I assume...

Offline matt2507

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1013
  • Infamy: 168
  • cRPG Player Sir Black Rook A Gentleman and a Scholar
  • It is when making anything that we become anyone.
    • View Profile
  • Faction: Mercenaries
  • Game nicks: Merc_Raylin The_Village_Idiot Mohamed_Ali
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1143 on: May 02, 2015, 09:44:15 pm »
+1
visitors can't see pics , please register or login


No donkeys were harmed in the making of this gif.

Offline LordBerenger

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1492
  • Infamy: 859
  • cRPG Player
  • Jesus is the savior of Earth
    • View Profile
    • .........
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1144 on: May 02, 2015, 09:53:48 pm »
0
Pfft, casuals. Never played Postal 2, I assume...

Raping cats in GTA V more fun than putting a shotgun up a cats ass and blowing it up into pieces.
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Offline Molly

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1860
  • Infamy: 693
  • cRPG Player Sir Black Rook A Gentleman and a Scholar
    • View Profile
    • For the glorious Khorin...
  • Game nicks: Molly
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1145 on: May 03, 2015, 08:01:57 pm »
+4
Look what I got my hands on!
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
When west germany annexed east germany, nobody moved a finger too.

Offline Kafein

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 2203
  • Infamy: 808
  • cRPG Player Sir White Rook A Gentleman and a Scholar
    • View Profile
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1146 on: May 03, 2015, 10:50:26 pm »
0
Mine is prettier now though.

Offline Molly

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1860
  • Infamy: 693
  • cRPG Player Sir Black Rook A Gentleman and a Scholar
    • View Profile
    • For the glorious Khorin...
  • Game nicks: Molly
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1147 on: May 03, 2015, 11:48:40 pm »
0
Forgot to mention this...

If you want a Hearse too, then you need the help of a Hearse owner. They can make them spawn. Otherwise they are one of the rarest cars ingame.
I own one and Kafein does now too. Just ask and we'll help spawn you one too. :wink:
When west germany annexed east germany, nobody moved a finger too.

Offline LEKIS

  • Earl
  • ******
  • Renown: 359
  • Infamy: 58
  • cRPG Player Sir White Pawn
    • View Profile
  • Game nicks: Lekismurderer
  • IRC nick: Lekis
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1148 on: May 04, 2015, 12:26:16 am »
+3
Forgot to mention this...

If you want a Hearse too, then you need the help of a Hearse owner. They can make them spawn. Otherwise they are one of the rarest cars ingame.
I own one and Kafein does now too. Just ask and we'll help spawn you one too. :wink:
Woman, know your place

(click to show/hide)
The day will come! Hordes of communist mechanical bears mounted by muslim liberal gay black in spanishs, bringing destruction to the visitors can't see pics , please register or login
 Land Of The Free . Prepare yourself America!

Offline Kafein

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 2203
  • Infamy: 808
  • cRPG Player Sir White Rook A Gentleman and a Scholar
    • View Profile
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1149 on: May 04, 2015, 12:28:51 am »
+2
SEXISM D:

Offline Shemaforash

  • Duke
  • *******
  • Renown: 533
  • Infamy: 169
  • cRPG Player A Gentleman and a Scholar
    • View Profile
  • Game nicks: Shemaforash
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1150 on: May 04, 2015, 12:46:28 am »
0
u just got banned kid.
You should be punished for having a shitty attitude.

Offline IR_Kuoin

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1761
  • Infamy: 331
  • cRPG Player
  • What too write here?
    • View Profile
  • Faction: Fallen Brigåde
  • Game nicks: KuoiN, Ziath
  • IRC nick: Simply Kuoin
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1151 on: May 04, 2015, 03:23:41 am »
+1
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Offline Xant

  • Finnish Pony
  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1552
  • Infamy: 803
  • cRPG Player
    • View Profile
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1152 on: May 04, 2015, 09:12:08 am »
0
visitors can't see pics , please register or login


Someone translate what qegadmiral is saying

He was trying to claim my bounty of 1000 dollars for 40 minutes, dying and dying and dying and dying
Meaning lies as much
in the mind of the reader
as in the Haiku.

Offline Vibe

  • Vibrator
  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 2528
  • Infamy: 615
  • cRPG Player Madam White Queen A Gentleman and a Scholar
    • View Profile
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1153 on: May 04, 2015, 09:15:50 am »
0
suka zaebal ja tebja jebnu
gnida s avto navodkoj
(or something like that)

the first sentence is a bunch of curse words, second I don't really know, it involves the words 'car' and 'scum' and 'fire' (unsure about this one) though, something like 'scum with car fire'? lol
« Last Edit: May 04, 2015, 09:19:31 am by Vibe »

Offline [ptx]

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1871
  • Infamy: 422
  • cRPG Player Sir White Rook A Gentleman and a Scholar
  • such OP. so bundle of sticks. wow.
    • View Profile
Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #1154 on: May 04, 2015, 11:02:52 am »
0
Sooka fucking, i will fuck you
Piece of shit with pickup car (not so sure)