Hey we are the Mates, those Remnants look weak - let's attack them.
Hey we are choas clan, omg this is so exciting, we get to click buttons and mash keyboards without repercussions - let's help the Mates.
Hey I am random chopas player #27, WARGBLAAAARWG WE SO STRONK LET'S CLICK ATTACK EVERYTHINK
Hey we are choaps leadership, oh shit clicked on the wrong kid - we won't get his school money easy. How do we get out of this? 5th graders scurr us!
Hey I am Kreczor, Canary took away my forum access for being dumb on the diplomacy forums again.
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